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Everybody is pretty crabby in Minnesota right now. I know this because I can hear them all screaming in Michigan. It's hard to keep things relaxed when the bullpen coughed up two nice sized leads at Y

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Dickbert is talking a lot about strike outs, I don't understand this concept, Twins pitchers are allowed to strike out opposing batters?

 

According to the popular baseball flick, Bull Durham, strikeouts tend to be a bit fascist.  Whereas getting the ball put in play tends to be democratic.  Its the most American thing to do and the Twins seem to be extreme xenophobes.

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Hey Lil' North. Of Course I didn't kill him. He is just very sleepy right now. He'll be chirpin' at your window when you awake from your evening slumber in the morn'.

 

 

I recommend putting out some Welch's Grape Jelly.

 

And Baltimore Orioles don't chirp. Their song is a rather dulcet series of rich, clear, whistled notes: pidoo tewdi tewdi yewdi tew tidew.

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Good News: I didn't expect to see this game because I had an event to attend but the rain delay gave me enough time to get home and watch.

 

Bad News: It's Free kin Eastern Time around here. I'm getting tired. 

 

No worries.   Just make fists with your toes.    Saw that in a documentary about either air travel or skyscraper construction, forget which.

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  Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.

 

Oral Surgery? 

 

I'm against that... I'm a believer in free speech. 

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  Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.

You need to tell your dog to consult you earlier when he makes his appointments.

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Do you believe I just cancelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.

I'd believe it. That sounds like taking good care of her.

 

Hope things work out both for your dog and for the Tokyo trip.

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I recommend putting out some Welch's Grape Jelly.

 

And Baltimore Orioles don't chirp. Their song is a rather dulcet series of rich, clear, whistled notes: pidoo tewdi tewdi yewdi tew tidew.

This SEEMS like it should be one of the greatest setup lines ever, but I'll be danged if I can come up with anything.

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No worries.   Just make fists with your toes.    Saw that in a documentary about either air travel or skyscraper construction, forget which.

That sounds like fun independent of the situation.

 

I ought to do that more often. I'll be invincible!

 

Someone tells me "scissors cuts paper" and i'll tell 'em to look down...

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I recommend putting out some Welch's Grape Jelly.

 

And Baltimore Orioles don't chirp. Their song is a rather dulcet series of rich, clear, whistled notes: pidoo tewdi tewdi yewdi tew tidew.

 

Plus One for you... Just the mere attempt at trying to spell this

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6cI3YB5rTY

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  Do you believe I just canclelled a flight to Tokyo because my dog is having oral surgery in the morning? I know she would freak out if I'm not around when she wakes up. My Dad thinks I'm being a wuss.

 

If my computer had died just as I read the 's' in surgery, I'd probably stop using the internet for the rest of my life.

 

If you hadn't misspelled 'cancelled',  I'd just disregard this as a typical first world problem (.com) for a hyper-successful American.

 

In the absence of those two conditions, my conclusion is that you're an alien sent to destroy civilization as a precursor to invasion.

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