Potential song titles written by Bert:

"HOF"
"The Ugly City, Detroit Detroit"
"I F'd this up"
"Let's do this F'in thing again"
"Circle Me Babe" - every band needs a love song

Others?

 

I know a couple of chords... I'm definitely writing a song called "I F'd this Up/Let's do this F'in thing again". 

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I see we're playing the Rangers.  Texans are very culterally literate, as a rule.

Glad Rosario is playing in LF

I agree.

 

And one of these days, that throw will be accurate!

 

Then it don't mean a thing.

Doo wop, doo wop.

 

If you want to get rid of ear worm, start singing the Hawaii 5-0 theme song. Works every time.

Heh....  growing up in ND, my friend's dad used to wow us by telling us he was the 4th guy in the boat on the closing credits.  "See that guy, number 4 in the row with the paddle?  That's your old man..." (sips beer, kids in awe)

 

I should add, he could save it by appending Junior to his name. But no. He's Adam Brett Walker II. Ooo, lahdeedah! Care for a scone with your Earl Grey tea, sir?

It's cool if you pronounce the ending as "The Deuce."

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I see we're playing the Rangers.  Texans are very culterally literate, as a rule.

Way too long to get to the punchline. Creative signs like that cause serious accidents, and doubles my commute.

Don't look now, but through four innings, the Twins have............one hit.

 

Heh....  growing up in ND, my friend's dad used to wow us by telling us he was the 4th guy in the boat on the closing credits.  "See that guy, number 4 in the row with the paddle?  That's your old man..." (sips beer, kids in awe)

 

I think the show was filmed in Wahpeton. 

 

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I see we're playing the Rangers.  Texans are very culterally literate, as a rule.

That must be the work of Texas' poet laureate Ennis Gary Willy Schram.

 

 

Don't look now, but through four innings, the Twins have............one hit.

Don't worry String. I don't look anymore.

It's cool if you pronounce the ending as "The Deuce."

 

In that case I just hope ABW never goes into a slump and the manager has to drop him in the lineup.

 

Way too long to get to the punchline. Creative signs like that cause serious accidents, and doubles my commute.

 

What I mainly remember of Texas. Besides losing my shorts at Shillterbahn in New Braunfels.

 

Was: MY GOD!!! There is a State Flag Everywhere. 

 

Don't look now, but through four innings, the Twins have............one hit.

Yeah, see?  It was just a matter of time till the offense started breaking out again.

 

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I see we're playing the Rangers.  Texans are very culterally literate, as a rule.

Rose's are red,

Violet's are blue,

I think I'd better not,

Finish this poem.

Maybe more batting practice would have been better than a team meeting.

Hey Chief... Tucson is pronounced Two-Sawn

 

Why not Ander-Sawn or John-Sawn? 

 

Yeah, see?  It was just a matter of time till the offense started breaking out again.

Hives?

Hey Chief... Tucson is pronounced Two-Sawn

Only by people who flunked Phonics in second grade. Tuck-son, obviously.

What I mainly remember of Texas. Besides losing my shorts at Shillterbahn in New Braunfels.

 

Was: MY GOD!!! There is a State Flag Everywhere.

 

That is still true. I could look outside the bedroom window at my last apartment and see a TX state flag waving proudly. It was big enough to be viewed from the International Space station in my estimation.

 

That is still true. I could look outside the bedroom window at my last apartment and see a TX state flag waving proudly. It was big enough to be viewed from the International Space station in my estimation.

 

They have big large flags flying in all bathroom stalls. 

"Drive friendly"

 

Says that somewhere in Texas too, don't it?

They have big large flags flying in all bathroom stalls.

Sounds functional.

'What the hell was that new Rosareerow kid thinkin' there?'

 

'Not a good play'.

 

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Only by people who flunked Phonics in second grade. Tuck-son, obviously.

 

Thank goodness for the hyphen.    If it's a comma instead then it's two words you never want to hear from your cellmate.

Edited August 12, 201511 yr by LaBombo

What I mainly remember of Texas. Besides losing my shorts at Shillterbahn in New Braunfels.

 

Was: MY GOD!!! There is a State Flag Everywhere.

 

I remember Staying on So Padre Island and the woman at the motel told me how lucky I was to be there when I was. I asked why? She said cuz next week all the college kids were there, music, noise, drunk guys, girls taking off their shirts! I asked if my room could be extended a week!

 

 

"Drive friendly"

Says that somewhere in Texas too, don't it?

 

But like all the other Texas road signs, it's hard to read due to the double ought buckshot holes

 

Sounds functional.

No doubt. Run out of toilet paper and a back up plan is in place.

 

I remember Staying on So Padre Island and the woman at the motel told me how lucky I was to be there when I was. I asked why? She said cuz next week all the college kids were there, music, noise, drunk guys, girls taking off their shirts! I asked if my room could be extended a week!

 

If I had to live in Texas and could choose anywhere in the state. It would be either be Austin or the Gulf Coast. 

 

Heh....  growing up in ND, my friend's dad used to wow us by telling us he was the 4th guy in the boat on the closing credits.  "See that guy, number 4 in the row with the paddle?  That's your old man..." (sips beer, kids in awe)

 

ND is known for its high Polynesian population.  I believe it is the highest outside of Winnipeg.

 

As a kid - Hawaii 5-0 was past my bedtime.  I used to thing the wave was so cool, I would sneak out of my bedroom to  catch a glimpse of it going into commercial breaks.  Back in the olden days kids did not need an i-phone or game boy to be entertained.

 

 

Edited August 12, 201511 yr by D. Hocking