Yeah... Where has Bark Been?

 

 

He's probably O'lounging

And when Perkins goes bad... It really gets bad don't it. 

Perkin's is serving late again tonight!

 

You know what's most embarrassing about all of this?













Everything.

 

Mitch Hedberg: Dude... You gotta give me time to guess. 

 

When your best bullpen arm suddenly can't get the job done <<<<<<

When your best BP arm is slumping in a tie game, maybe you keep May in the bloody GAME!!!  Gawd, Molly, wtf?

I'm sticking with my Sano walk off

Perk goes through a stretch like this every year. Hopefully this is the end of it. This loss is still on Duensing/the manager/the general manager.

I'm sure Shawn Kelley would help this team....

I remember there was this lefty pitcher when I was a kid, his slider would curve right into my swing... I would have paid him to throw me that slider all day long. That's kind of what Perkins is throwing to those Pirates hitters. Nice, hanging sliders right over the middle. Yikes.

 

Perkin's is serving late again tonight!

 

Perkins... the cure for your friend who's ailing from too much late night Twins bullpen...

 

im out of profanity. sigh. I'm going to bed. Completely disillusioned.

The sad part for me, it's only 1130 in the morning.  I have to live with this all day.

Perkin's is serving late again tonight!

I could go for a Tremendous Twelve right now. You?

When your best BP arm is slumping in a tie game, maybe you keep May in the bloody GAME!!!  Gawd, Molly, wtf?

Nope, sorry, this was the right move even though it blew up in our faces. I like Trevor May but he's all of a sudden been anointed as the sure stopper. Perkins may be reeling now but I'll still take his total body of work in a tie game at home.

Mauer for the tying HR.... OOOORRRR  Sano for the walkoff?!?!?

have we got anything left?

Edited July 29, 201511 yr by Halsey Hall

 

Perk goes through a stretch like this every year. Hopefully this is the end of it. This loss is still on Duensing/the manager/the general manager.

 

Can we throw Fien in there too?

The sad part for me, it's only 1130 in the morning.  I have to live with this all day.

And I'm going to have nightmares all night long.

 

Mauer for the tying HR.... OOOORRRR  Sano for the walkoff?!?!?

 

Why not both?

 

 

You know what's most embarrassing about all of this?





 

 

It's in there somewhere... just let me have another look.

 

http://i.imgur.com/LieF0Ae.png

Any trades yet? 

 

It's in there somewhere... just let me have another look.

 

http://i.imgur.com/LieF0Ae.png

Obviously your not a bullpen arm

ok, plouffe walk off then?

I'm calling a poof walkoff. 

 

 

im out of profanity. sigh. I'm going to bed. Completely disillusioned.

 

You're welcome to some extra four-letters that I was saving for the trade deadline...

DP to end it?!?!?!?!  You know, nice bow on the whole package?!?!?

Perk fooling nobody lately,

not the type of walk off I was looking for

 

Nope, sorry, this was the right move even though it blew up in our faces. I like Trevor May but he's all of a sudden been anointed as the sure stopper. Perkins may be reeling now but I'll still take his total body of work in a tie game at home.

I'm not anointing him.  I'm just saying how about giving the guy with the live arm and a K/9 nearly double of the rest of the bums out there a chance to show what he can do.  

4 pitch walk. Might as well swing at the first pitch you see. The fat lady is warming up on the twins season.

Edited July 29, 201511 yr by Aggies7

And poof walks 'em off.