Just wondering- are people in car commercials the most stupid people on the planet?  Or would that be buffalo wild wings commercial people?

Yes?

 

It might be the target audience of the commercials though...

Well, that includes getting the guy over to third.....  pffft.

Suzuki!

 

Right up the middle!

Nice job, Suk!

That's Kurt "HOF" Suzuki. 

3-nil CBU after 2.

Sano coming up

3-nil CBU after 2.

Oops. I should have specified the Twins were leading, but i didn't want people to think i was bragging or anything...

 

Sano coming up

Will he make it 4-0, 5-0 or 6-0?

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Just saw Sano's HR. Good God. To have the power to hit that to center is amazing. Add to the fact he knew it was gone, man this kid is going to be good.

Nice stroke by Hicks!

Wow, it's a hitting party!  Hicksie nearly banged that one over Uncle Beltran.  Good start today, boys.  It's nice to see the shoe on the other foot for a change, especially given the way we rolled over for the Yanks for so many years!

I could get used to this...

This is a fun game to watch, especially when subjected to the annoying YES (Yankees) broadcast team.

 

Wow, it's a hitting party!  Hicksie nearly banged that one over Uncle Beltran.  Good start today, boys.  It's nice to see the shoe on the other foot for a change, especially given the way we rolled over for the Yanks for so many years!

Beltan moves older than 38.

Are there any early nominees for the fork?

Are there any early nominees for the fork?

Dozier.

Dozier.

A pretty strong candidate (least when compared to expectations)

 

Haven't been paying attention continuously, but he hasn't been hitting quite up to snuff, and he let that one grounder through?

 

Any others? (Er, before we close nominations? Well, i guess they're never really closed, are they...)

The new grass looks awful. Blame Dozier's "problems" on Kenny Chesney!

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The new grass looks awful. Blame Dozier's "problems" on Kenny Chesney!

So Chesney is also a nominee for the fork.

 

Not that he can use it, as seems traditional, by suddenly becoming unstoppable...

Does Plouffe ever button his jersey?

 

No lineups tonight; it's T.C. Bear vs a statue of Mickey Mantle.

Ooops … sorry about that … got totally engrossed in a project at work … one I actually really liked … totally spaced getting in the lineups.

 

I cannot believe that Mauer is going to keep that thick beard in this heat.

 

Shave it off, Joe.  You're not Samson.

I say leave it on … he needs all the help he can get

 

Ooops … sorry about that … got totally engrossed in a project at work … one I actually really liked … totally spaced getting in the lineups.

Don't apologize. It only gives the jackals license to complain about more things.

 

Ooops … sorry about that … got totally engrossed in a project at work … one I actually really liked … totally spaced getting in the lineups.

Inexcusable.

 

Shave it off, Joe.  You're not Samson.

But apparently every opposing pitcher he faces is Delilah.

 

Oh snap.

 

Also, I'm a little drunk.

 

Don't apologize. It only gives the jackals license to complain about more things.

I just said I was sorry to be polite. It had no real meaning behind it.

 

Ooops … sorry about that … got totally engrossed in a project at work … one I actually really liked … totally spaced getting in the lineups.

unforgivable

 

But apparently every opposing pitcher he faces is Delilah.

 

Oh snap.

 

Also, I'm a little drunk.

Oh yay … drunk Brock … he's so much fun!

 

unforgivable

Get off my lawn, old man! Pee in your own yard!