No, it's all true.  Every word.

 

A stake and rope just ain't gonna get it done.  Seal meat really IS expensive, especially in NoDak.  Bears don't like to be hugged...it's been studied.  The claws are real.

 

It's all true, my friend.

Is that a Chiefism, or Riverbrianism?

Hamilton on base.  Here we go.

 

It depends on the drug

 

Bath Salts would be a big no and I'd stay away from. 

 

Ex-Lax... I'd stay further away from. 

 

  I can always count on you man.

 

I have to leave for Istanbul in 2 hours. I've been awake since 4 am. Do I drug myself for the flight, or stay awake?

You're flying, right?

 

No, it's all true.  Every word.

 

A stake and rope just ain't gonna get it done.  Seal meat really IS expensive, especially in NoDak.  Bears don't like to be hugged...it's been studied.  The claws are real.

 

It's all true, my friend.

 

It's my favorite thing. Downright ridiculousness surrounded by things that are plausible. 

 

Is that a Chiefism, or Riverbrianism?

No.

If you keep speaking French... Gomez is going to do a number up your arm.

Is that Addams?

 

The theme song is sufficient reason to learn to snap.

 

And i was pleasantly surprised at the actor's role in the adventures of Brisco County Jr.

My favorite "Riverbrianism" was from a couple of years ago. It was too long so I don't think many people read it... But I liked it and that's all that counts. 

 

I myself once traded my car for an actual polar bear. I did research and a polar bear was 100,000 dollars in value at the time. My car had 100,000 miles.

It was a no brainer. The truck shows up and drops the bear off at my house. The neighbors started complaining immediately. I had to build an enclosure because it turns out it was pretty strong and the rope and stake that worked for my dog wasn't getting it done.

You would be surprised at the cost of seal meat and how much they eat and how much there was to clean up after, and worst of all, The bear didn't like to be hugged at all and those claws are real. I tried to give it a hug and it sliced me pretty good and I had to walk to the emergency room bleeding terribly because I had traded my car.

What mileage did the polar bear get?

 

  I've eaten walrus, and it wasn't pleasant.

 

Well Yeah

 

The Food Prep alone... Trying to drag it on to a table would throw your back out. 

Is that Addams?The theme song is sufficient reason to learn to snap.And i was pleasantly surprised at the actor's role in the adventures of Brisco County Jr.

I loved that series. Had to buy it and digitize.

 

Brrrrrrisco.

 

Is that Addams?

The theme song is sufficient reason to learn to snap.

And i was pleasantly surprised at the actor's role in the adventures of Brisco County Jr.

altogether ooky.

 

You're flying, right?

 

Yeah... Good question

 

Because if you do the right drug. You can go to Istanbul in your mind. 

 

You're flying, right?

 

  Yeah, Turkey's can fly. Wild one's anyway.

 

Yeah... Good question

 

Because if you do the right drug. You can go to Istanbul in your mind. 

That turns out to have been the wrong drug.  

 

Speaking hypothetically, of course.

 

altogether ooky.

 

  Ish.

 

I loved that series. Had to buy it and digitize.

Brrrrrrisco.

 

Morticia was quite simply the hottest TV Gal ever. I never understood how Gomez could stop at the arm. 

 

Well Yeah

 

The Food Prep alone... Trying to drag it on to a table would throw your back out. 

 

  It was just the flippers. It involved claws.

 

altogether ooky.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen... With this post we have set a new record on Twins Daily

 

That two different uses of Ook in two different contexts and used correctly each time. 

 

This may never be done again... I hope you all appreciate it. 

Twins Baseball!

 

  It was just the flippers. It involved claws.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/60s-flipper-luke-then-431x3.jpg

 

You ate Flipper??!?

 

Morticia was quite simply the hottest TV Gal ever. I never understood how Gomez could stop at the arm. 

 

Capable too - She had no trouble managing her polar bear.  

 

 

 

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/60s-flipper-luke-then-431x3.jpg

 

You ate Flipper??!?

 

  The only mammals I eat are hooved...same with the ones I marry.

You're flying, right?

Eventually, one way or the other.

Hughes needs to be more patient.

By my count, that's twice now the Twins have had a runner at 3rd with less than two out and failed to score him.

 

Not good.

Have a safe trip Gibby. The game threads (after tonight) won't be the same without you.

Hughes needs to be more patient.

Yeah, he was ahead 2-0 in the count, I might have given him three straight take signs

 

Have a safe trip Gibby. The game threads (after tonight) won't be the same without you.

Some day, they'll have internet in Istanbul, I'm sure of it.

By the Way

 

Hats Off to Hosken Bombo Disco... Loved the Game Thread Start

 

Exceptional work

 

 

 

Hughes needs to be more patient.

Concur.  Sumbitch ain't drawn a walk yet this year.