Game Thread: Twins @ Reds, 6/30, 6:10 PM CDT

[stringer bell]

Ah NL Ball. The one-out bunt by the pitcher.

[Squirrel]

Heh … Reds announcers … 'And Hughes will swing away' … uh huh.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Benny Hill music, and it sounds good for a change!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

2 outs Bremer, why bunt?

[Craig Arko]

I was told there'd be no math.

By somebody with a fork sticking out of them, no doubt.

[zchrz]

Simple arithmetic is what I can do with my fingers, for advanced stuff I have to take my shoes off.

[Squirrel]

Awww … Mr. All-Star Hopeful strikes out

[USAFChief]

 

By somebody with a fork sticking out of them, no doubt.image.jpg

I was told math involved actual numbers.

[D. Hocking]

 

By somebody with a fork sticking out of them, no doubt.image.jpg

 

 

You forgot to carry the 1.  

[Riverbrian]

 

No, I really AM a gorilla. Ook, ook, bwahahaha!

 

P.S. can you tell that two weeks of online training is driving me apesh** crazy?

 

Ook OOk Bwahahaha!

 

From the dialect... I assume you are a Gorilla from Finland

[Craig Arko]

Ook OOk Bwahahaha!

 

From the dialect... I assume you are a Gorilla from Finland

Pottsylvania.

[stringer bell]

Fly ball Phil is in fine form.

[USAFChief]

 

yes.

 

also in the game thread, as it turns out.

[Riverbrian]

 

 

My favorite "Riverbrianism" was from a couple of years ago. It was too long so I don't think many people read it... But I liked it and that's all that counts. 

 

I myself once traded my car for an actual polar bear. I did research and a polar bear was 100,000 dollars in value at the time. My car had 100,000 miles.

It was a no brainer. The truck shows up and drops the bear off at my house. The neighbors started complaining immediately. I had to build an enclosure because it turns out it was pretty strong and the rope and stake that worked for my dog wasn't getting it done.

You would be surprised at the cost of seal meat and how much they eat and how much there was to clean up after, and worst of all, The bear didn't like to be hugged at all and those claws are real. I tried to give it a hug and it sliced me pretty good and I had to walk to the emergency room bleeding terribly because I had traded my car.

[twinsnorth49]

By somebody with a fork sticking out of them, no doubt. image.jpg

You forgot to carry the one.

[Gibby]

I have to leave for Istanbul in 2 hours. I've been awake since 4 am. Do I drug myself for the flight, or stay awake?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ooof. You can tell Santana hasn't played CF in a while, almost running over Torii Hunter on a fly ball to straightaway right field.

 

Molitor Molitor Molitor....

[twinsnorth49]

My favorite "Riverbrianism" was from a couple of years ago. It was too long so I don't think many people read it... But I liked it and that's all that counts.

 

I myself once traded my car for an actual polar bear. I did research and a polar bear was 100,000 dollars in value at the time. My car had 100,000 miles.

It was a no brainer. The truck shows up and drops the bear off at my house. The neighbors started complaining immediately. I had to build an enclosure because it turns out it was pretty strong and the rope and stake that worked for my dog wasn't getting it done.

You would be surprised at the cost of seal meat and how much they eat and how much there was to clean up after, and worst of all, The bear didn't like to be hugged at all and those claws are real. I tried to give it a hug and it sliced me pretty good and I had to walk to the emergency room bleeding terribly because I had traded my car.

Reminiscing in the 3rd person?

[Riverbrian]

 

Au contrare (or whatever the phrase is)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

 

If you keep speaking French... Gomez is going to do a number up your arm. 

[Hrbowski]

 

My favorite "Riverbrianism" was from a couple of years ago. It was too long so I don't think many people read it... But I liked it and that's all that counts. 

 

I myself once traded my car for an actual polar bear. I did research and a polar bear was 100,000 dollars in value at the time. My car had 100,000 miles.

It was a no brainer. The truck shows up and drops the bear off at my house. The neighbors started complaining immediately. I had to build an enclosure because it turns out it was pretty strong and the rope and stake that worked for my dog wasn't getting it done.

You would be surprised at the cost of seal meat and how much they eat and how much there was to clean up after, and worst of all, The bear didn't like to be hugged at all and those claws are real. I tried to give it a hug and it sliced me pretty good and I had to walk to the emergency room bleeding terribly because I had traded my car.

Further evidence that Riverbrianism is a gentler word for lie.

[twinsnorth49]

I have to leave for Istanbul in 2 hours. I've been awake since 4 am. Do I drug myself for the flight, or stay awake?

Rhetorical question?

[USAFChief]

 

My favorite "Riverbrianism" was from a couple of years ago. It was too long so I don't think many people read it... But I liked it and that's all that counts. 

 

I myself once traded my car for an actual polar bear. I did research and a polar bear was 100,000 dollars in value at the time. My car had 100,000 miles.

It was a no brainer. The truck shows up and drops the bear off at my house. The neighbors started complaining immediately. I had to build an enclosure because it turns out it was pretty strong and the rope and stake that worked for my dog wasn't getting it done.

You would be surprised at the cost of seal meat and how much they eat and how much there was to clean up after, and worst of all, The bear didn't like to be hugged at all and those claws are real. I tried to give it a hug and it sliced me pretty good and I had to walk to the emergency room bleeding terribly because I had traded my car.

I'm partial to Dodge Dart road trip stories, and pics.

[Gibby]

 

If you keep speaking French... Gomez is going to do a number up your arm. 

Tish, that's French.

[Gibby]

 

Rhetorical question?

 

  Not really, I'm in hell over this. I HATE travelling.

[Platoon]

MAUER !!!!!!!!!! singles.

[USAFChief]

 

Further evidence that Riverbrianism is a gentler word for lie.

No, it's all true.  Every word.

 

A stake and rope just ain't gonna get it done.  Seal meat really IS expensive, especially in NoDak.  Bears don't like to be hugged...it's been studied.  The claws are real.

 

It's all true, my friend.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

I have to leave for Istanbul in 2 hours. I've been awake since 4 am. Do I drug myself for the flight, or stay awake?

 

It depends on the drug

 

Bath Salts would be a big no and I'd stay away from. 

 

Ex-Lax... I'd stay further away from. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Further evidence that Riverbrianism is a gentler word for lie.

 

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

Especially if your wife is asking you questions. 

[Platoon]

It depends on the drug

 

Bath Salts would be a big no and I'd stay away from. 

 

Ex-Lax... I'd stay further away from.

 

Riddle: If it's Ex Lax, what don't you stay away from?

[Gibby]

 

No, it's all true.  Every word.

 

A stake and rope just ain't gonna get it done.  Seal meat really IS expensive, especially in NoDak.  Bears don't like to be hugged...it's been studied.  The claws are real.

 

It's all true, my friend.

 

  I've eaten walrus, and it wasn't pleasant.