Don't worry all. I am here.

Good for Gomez!

Nice play by Santana to end the inning.  Glad that we were able to get him back on the team earlier rather than later.

 

Nice play by Santana to end the inning.  Glad that we were able to get him back on the team earlier rather than later.

 

Agreed. That was an impressive play on a pretty slow chopper.

I haven't read a scouting report on Fiers, but he's throwing some crazy 68-70 MPH breaking stuff. That's gotta throw you off.

I just want to be clear... I am not a jinx

 

After watching the Twins lose twice in Boston... I was able to watch the Twins win yesterday at Miller Park.

 

The Jinx is obviously one of my drunk cousins.

Today is my first day off from work in two weeks.  It's good to have a day off.

 

The Jinx is obviously one of my drunk cousins.

Are they ever sober?

Drunk cousins are always an asset!

Are they ever sober?

They are often sober... More often Sober than drunk

 

But you can't tell by looking at them.

 

Today is my first day off from work in two weeks.  It's good to have a day off.

 

What's with the busy weekends? You on a deadline?

 

I just want to be clear... I am not a jinx

After watching the Twins lose twice in Boston... I was able to watch the Twins win yesterday at Miller Park.

The Jinx is obviously one of my drunk cousins.

 

The Jinx is also a really good HBO documentary series.  Go see it!

 

What's with the busy weekends? You on a deadline?

Yes, multiple deadlines plus I had a big meeting out of town.  Tomorrow I am hoping that a huge deal closes so that I can focus on closing a deal that I have been working on for almost a year.

Yes, multiple deadlines plus I had a big meeting out of town.  Tomorrow I am hoping that a huge deal closes so that I can focus on closing a deal that I have been working on for almost a year.

I'm sending some deal closing well wishes your way

 

I'm confident sending it now after being cleared yesterday of all traces of jinx.

 

Drunk cousins are always an asset!

 

  I met the drunk cousins. They live up to the hype.

 

Yes, multiple deadlines plus I had a big meeting out of town.  Tomorrow I am hoping that a huge deal closes so that I can focus on closing a deal that I have been working on for almost a year.

 

Good luck on closing the deal. And the one after that.

 

Maybe soon you can kick back with a beer and a ballgame on a nice vacation, like it seems most here are doing already.

I met the drunk cousins. They live up to the hype.

 

  Yeah CRArko, that was the first thing that popped into my head when I first heard of the drunk cousins. Cept there's only two... so, Darrel and Darrel I reckon.

I met the drunk cousins. They live up to the hype.

Just an update on my starting at ground zero but seemingly progressing cooking skills.

 

I made the best scrambled eggs I ever had this morning.

 

A big chunk of butter... 4 eggs... And cheese.

 

I was a master... Lightly scrambling them with a spatula.

 

I had no idea if Low meant 2 or 4 on the knob but damn... It worked.

My wife is skyping into a baby shower in Minneapolis right now, and since our internet is bad she asked if I would stop streaming the game. I turned the volume off. Let's see how long it takes until she notices.

I didn't know baby showers were in the forecast.

 

Just an update on my starting at ground zero but seemingly progressing cooking skills.

I made the best scrambled eggs I ever had this morning.

A big chunk of butter... 4 eggs... And cheese.

I was a master... Lightly scrambling them with a spatula.

I had no idea if Low meant 2 or 4 on the knob but damn... It worked.

 

I'm hungry.

I didn't know baby showers were in the forecast.

You gotta keep your eye on them. They can turn cyclonic in an instant.

 

Just an update on my starting at ground zero but seemingly progressing cooking skills.

I made the best scrambled eggs I ever had this morning.

A big chunk of butter... 4 eggs... And cheese.

I was a master... Lightly scrambling them with a spatula.

I had no idea if Low meant 2 or 4 on the knob but damn... It worked.

 

 Once you discover that heat can be controlled. The world is your oyster...just don't use heat on it.

Yeah CRArko, that was the first thing that popped into my head when I first heard of the drunk cousins. Cept there's only two... so, Darrel and Darrel I reckon.

LOL

 

Actually... There Father... My uncle.

 

His name is Derrell

 

I didn't know baby showers were in the forecast.

 

I'm in my early 30s. Baby showers are literally always in the forecast.

Once you discover that heat can be controlled. The world is your oyster...just don't use heat on it.

So... Don't turn the stove on?

 

 Once you discover that heat can be controlled. The world is your oyster...just don't use heat on it.

 

  There is more than one way to skin a cat though. Scrambled eggs can be awesome cooked in a screaming hot pan, but you have to be fast and get them out after a couple seconds.

It's guess the the strike zone day. Gotta love rotating umps who can't call balls and strikes.

She noticed. She's pissed.

 

 

Halp!