What a brutal offensive inning that was. Esp for the top of the order

I want to say Andrew Albers ... not sure if that will be considered a valid response.

Could be... I didn't know what i was asking for, so i'm still trying to sort it out.

Let's see if they can get Rizzo out. Yes, yes they can.

Three hits in the game so far. Yuck. 

Nice job Pressly! Rally time!

Three weeks of depending on the pitching staff. Time for the lineup to come alive. When it happens it will be "as expected".

Hit it where they ain't.

Arrieta won't, but he should go the distance. We aren't making a peep.

Is the Twins offense still second in the league?

Dumb Coghlan thought he had a homer.

Thompson isn't fooling many any more.

Thompson isn't fooling many any more.

His slide seemed to start when the offense went awol. If the twins don't find a consistent offense before the ASB, it's a done deal folks.

Thompson isn't fooling many any more.

You can fool all of the people some of the time...

That got out of hand pretty quick. Not working for Thompson post-injury, is it?

 

Remember that time the twins had an offense that could get on base once in a while? That was pretty cool.

How much lower will buxtons BA drop until he gets a game off?

It can only drop very slowly at this point.

If Thompson isn't sent down after the game, I will be disappointed

Bullpen--oy.

Twins throwing another game away.

Well, if we'd done that, it'd have tied the game.

 

Oh well. Bases empty. No outs. Kinda like a new inning?

This is not funny.

 

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/db91f2c4-1e03-4cf5-b6c9-af6d5d46f6eb/224bf913-0a94-4e7b-85f7-99875344bd8d.gif

Well, ****.

 

Anybody seen any good movies lately?

Well it's been a fun ride. Thought we had it turned around. Offense just won't click consistently and the bullpen is running out of reliable arms. We're getting worked at home far too often.

Twins throwing another game away.

 

Not to be confused with pitching...

 

It's not over yet!

If Thompson isn't sent down after the game, I will be disappointed

Probably Tonkin can ride with him.

One minute, 2-0. Turn around and it's 8-0. Not good.

 

 

Well, ****.

 

Anybody seen any good movies lately?

 

 

What we do in the dark.

 

Thought it was pretty good take on the vampire mockumentary genre.

 

But i'm a sucker for anything concerning Flight of the Conchords folk...

Well they weren't going to score any runs anyways so might as well show the front office they need better relief pitchers

One minute, 2-0. Turn around and it's 8-0. Not good.

In all fairness, it's felt like an 8-0 game since the first inning. No life at all today.

 

Best advice is to take advantage of a perrenielly underachieving White Six team next week.

 

One minute, 2-0. Turn around and it's 8-0. Not good.

 

Pssst.

 

Try turning around in the other direction a couple of times...

 

Who knows, it might work.

I'm trying to figure out Will Farrell & Kristen Wiig's Lifetime movie.