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Game Thread: Twins v Cards, 6/17 @ 7:10pm CT

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  • USAFChief
    USAFChief

    Having lived through it, the Pleistocene Epoch is wildly overrated, IMO.  No cable, and finding a good restaurant was impossible.

  • Riverbrian
    Riverbrian

    Thought -- I wonder if both teams flew together on the same plane. Both teams hanging together at Gate 67.   Trevor Plouffe sitting on the floor with Yadier Molina next to an outlet as they charge the

  • Joe A. Preusser
    Joe A. Preusser

    RIP Leonard.

Oh yeah. That's what double plays look like when we turn 'em!

10 in our last 5 games.

Journalism jokes!  

But enough about Phil Aldridge.

Where the hell does St Louis keep coming up with these pitchers, by the way?

10 in our last 5 games.

I guess i remember the ones turned against us more, as they seem more important...

 

Sorry.

 

I really like Gladden, but I don't really like Gladden.

 

Schrödinger's cat lives! No! He's dead, Jim.

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Dunno. Just so long as they don't bury it.

Yeah, that was pretty subtle. I too wouldn'ta gotten it off hand were it not for the Chief.

 

(What was that about explaining jokes?!)

 

If i had to make a joke, it woulda been a reference to this:

 

 

Someday, i'll learn...

I guess i remember the ones turned against us more, as they seem more important...

 

Sorry.

I know the first thing I do after a loss is take solace in how many double plays the team turned...

Buxton looked kinda like a rookie, in that at bat just now.

Mr. Milone is pitching a fine ballgame. And the rest of the boys look hungry enough to find a way to win this.

Where the hell does St Louis keep coming up with these pitchers, by the way?

They do it the ol' fashion way. They (l)earn 'em.

 

(Purely speculation of course. I'm not privy to the Cardinals' system)

 

Yeah, that was pretty subtle. I too wouldn'ta gotten it off hand were it not for the Chief.

(What was that about explaining jokes?!)

If i had to make a joke, it woulda been a reference to this:



Someday, i'll learn...

One can never go far wrong with a Big Lebowski reference.

 

Try this on for size:

 

What'd Timmy Laudner say to Anthony Lapanta on Twins Live last night?

 

"That rug really ties the room together, Anthony."

 

 

 

They do it the ol' fashion way. They (l)earn 'em.

(Purely speculation of course. I'm not privy to the Cardinals' system)

 

They hack away at it, doncha know.

They do it the ol' fashion way. They (l)earn 'em.

 

(Purely speculation of course. I'm not privy to the Cardinals' system)

They seem to acquire talent by all available means. This Martinez fellow came to them when they outbid other teams, when his FA contract to another team, out of the Dominican Republic, was voided for reasons I don't recall.

I am so sick and tired of dinosaur and pirate movies.

 

I would much rather watch a movie about the Pleistocene Epoch or People who are world champion Peonies growers.

But what if you combined them, and the dinosaurs ate the Pirates? On a more serious note, would the Peonies be the world champions, or the growers? :)

Fantastic play by Rosario. Great outing by Milone.

Annnnd..you're the fall guy if they don't now.

How come we need a fall guy?

 

It's still spring... technically.

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