i like dive bars too, I just don't like paying $12 a beer and $30 cover to get in

 

  Yeah, getting screwed on beer was the most unkindest cut of all.

Milone is coming up to start tomorrow.

 

  You wearin the Crocs too?

Of course.....d'uh!

Milone is coming up to start tomorrow.

Congrats to him!

 

Look forward to it.

 

  Anyone in Sioux Falls? Going to be watching tomorrow at something called Munk's House of Ale Repute.

 

i like dive bars too, I just don't like paying $12 a beer and $30 cover to get in

so if they tear it down and build a new one, prices will go down?

If they lose both today I'm dressing up in one of those inflatable sumo suits before I hit the forums.

 

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4662/1692/1600/sumo2.jpg

The nipples seem somewhat unnecessary.

so if they tear it down and build a new one, prices will go down?

no, but at least I will be somewhere nicer enjoying the $12 beer instead of inside a dump

 

  That is an old man cartwheel that Torii does in that commercial.

so if they tear it down and build a new one, prices will go down?

Doesn't matter, I'll still sneak in a sixer of Milwaukee's Best in my pockets.

 

The nipples seem somewhat unnecessary.

That's how you blow it up.....so to speak.

 

The nipples seem somewhat unnecessary.

 

  Oh ****! I actually typed that out, then thought I might squick Chitown out.

Pelf kind of trashes Gardy and Rick a little.

 

Doesn't matter, I'll still sneak in a sixer of Milwaukee's Best in my pockets.

how do you keep em cold?

That's how you blow it up.....so to speak.

... ...

DOZIER TIES IT UP IN THE TOP OF THE 3RD!!!

how do you keep em cold?

They're ice cold when I start and they get progressively warmer until I finish them in the sixth inning.

 

how do you keep em cold?

 

  It's Milwaukee's Best

DOZIER TIES IT UP IN THE TOP OF THE 3RD!!!

I'm sitting

on top of

the third...

 

They're ice cold when I start and they get progressively warmer until I finish them in the sixth inning.

 

  That's what she said.

 

  It's Milwaukee's Best

I always thought Milwaukee could do better.  

Now, Dozier hits a nice HR for you, Phil ..... don't give the lead back this inning.

  Twins baseball!

I always thought Milwaukee could do better.

 

Milwaukee's Best Ice?

I really like Brian Dozier, he's a super duper awesome baseball player.

 

If I was ever to switch teams.........

 

  Christ on a crutch!

 

Milwaukee's Best Ice?

No.  That's just stronger, but that doesn't make it better as it somehow tastes worse.  

No.  That's just stronger, but that doesn't make it better as it somehow tastes worse.

 

We'll just have to agree to disagree.

Ortiz hitting another of his stupid Green Monster pop fly doubles.  Just silly.

Now a single.

Hughes, Hughes, Hughes...

 

We'll just have to agree to disagree.

 

  My whole marriage is based on that.