Small ball now!

Yep, that's me. Expect it to top off around 3,000 words.

Oh.......

 

 

...goody....

But seriously, did Dick or anyone say anything about this goofy ass throw back to the mound?

 

Why isn't everyone stealing on him?

 

Then I'll get this out of the way now.

tl;dnr

Good. Save me from some embarrassment later in life.

 

It's going to be an autobiography.

But seriously, did Dick or anyone say anything about this goofy ass throw back to the mound?

 

Why isn't everyone stealing on him?

He seems to be able on all fours looking for his contact lens after every pitch.

Fort Myers busy picking up the strikeouts.

 

It's going to be an autobiography.

Then how can that be any longer than 300?

 

He seems to be able on all fours looking for his contact lens after every pitch.

What is going on?

But seriously, did Dick or anyone say anything about this goofy ass throw back to the mound?

 

Why isn't everyone stealing on him?

He hasn't even noticed, neither has Roy.

 

Stealing requires a baserunner.

What is going on?

. He's throwing it backwards.

 

Then how can that be any longer than 300?

Easy. Multiply that amount by 2 and that's the amount of words per year I've followed the Twins.

 

Yep, that's me. Expect it to top off around 3,000 words.

 

While i'm thinking of it, a concept i don't plan to use.

 

1 word game thread intro: That word? The name of the game in Entish.

 

 

Please let that be the end of his night.

I'm glad I didn't go to the game tonight.

I really miss having a pitcher that has the ability to make opposing batters look silly. It's been way too long.

 

While i'm thinking of it, a concept i don't plan to use.

 

1 word game thread intro: That word? The name of the game in Entish.

I actually considered doing a 1 word game thread, but decided against it since 3,000 words with no spaces would get a little tricky to decipher.

 

I'm glad I didn't go to the game tonight.

Let's all hope you're singing a different tune a few hours from now.

Take a deuce on the "Shark" pic I put out there this evening. That worked out for ****.

Really their guy can go 118 pitches , ours can only go 89????

 

Let's all hope you're singing a different tune a few hours from now.

I'd prefer if it was 20 minutes from now.

Good outing for Hughes. Not delighted with Thompson coming next.

 

I sense a short day for Jeff.

Here is the guy!!!!!!!!!! GO GET'EM!!!!!!! LOL

Wtf was that?

 

He hasn't even noticed, neither has Roy.

Stealing requires a baserunner.

 

Touche.

 

A quick google search tells me people suspect he has the "Yips", otherwise known as Knoblauch Syndrome.  Weird.

Yep.  4 pitch walk to Gordon Beckham.  Not delighted in the least.

 

Trey Vavra is 2-5 with 2 RBI. Cedar Rapids leading 7-2 in the 9th. They picked up 3 runs in the top of the 9th. Hopefully we can to.

and now--  Mike "Gulfa" Tonkin.  Come on, young man, shut em down.

Aww, crap.

We. Need. A. Double. Play.

0-2 hits.