Slowpoke Plouffe squeaks in from first on a double, due to a missed cutoff man. 3-0 Twins with 1 out. CBU.

 

So where has Bert been?

way to jinx it, dummy

 

#unfollow

 

Slowpoke Plouffe squeaks in from first on a double, due to a missed cutoff man. 3-0 Twins with 1 out. CBU.

 

 

  I can relate.

So where has Bert been?

Just admit it, you really don't care.

Nice to see that we keep scoring runs early.

 

Just admit it, you really don't care.

 

  I miss Bert. He eats sometimes, so he isn't talking.

Aaron Hicks was being aggressively patient.

A mystery batter lays off the off-speed pitch down, with two strikes. Who are you, and what have you done with Aaron Hicks?

 

_{^{/ I don't care that he went on to strike out.}}

Bert doesn't travel anymore, no?

I miss Bert. He eats sometimes, so he isn't talking.

I suppose it could be worse. Imagine having to listen to Hawk Harleson for 162 games. I'm pretty sure my IQ would go into the negative.

  I can relate.

Running slowly, missing cutoff men, or scoring three runs in the first?

Big Pelf's got this.

 

Running slowly, missing cutoff men, or scoring three runs in the first?

 

  Yes.

Glad Joe caught that.

Florimon makes that play.

 

Florimon makes that play.

 

  Punto would have turned it unassisted.

Dick just called Pittsburgh, "The Tigers".

  Yes.

Concur.

 

Meanwhile, Halsey needs to be alerted yet again that Plouffe made a nice play to his right.

 

 

  Pelf did not look like the best athlete on the field on that one.

Dick just called Pittsburgh, "The Tigers".

Yeah, I thought I caught that, and dismissed it.

 

 

 

  Pelf did not look like the best athlete on the field on that one.

That is because he is the second best athlete on the field.

 

  Alverez looks like a pirate.

 

Yeah, I thought I caught that, and dismissed it.

 

  I cant let that one go.

Nice pitch by Pelf!

  Alverez looks like a pirate.

Pelfrey looks like a pitcher.

Mike Pelfrey IS the best athlete on the field!

Pelfrey  

 

Their fielders fumble around with the ball, too.

 

I suppose it could be worse. Imagine having to listen to Hawk Harleson for 162 games. I'm pretty sure my IQ would go into the negative.

 

 

But your sense of style would skyrocket:

 

http://bloguin.com/awfulannouncing/wp-content/uploads/sites/94/2014/02/hawksuit.jpg

Wheels Pelfrey.

But your sense of style would skyrocket:

 

http://bloguin.com/awfulannouncing/wp-content/uploads/sites/94/2014/02/hawksuit.jpg

If that's style, then I'm glad I have none.