Oh I get it now, it's an American thing. That explains the smugness.

Easy there sparky, it was a joke.

 

 

 

 

They do have those up there, jokes?

RE: the discussion of platooning Morneau in another thread...perhaps platooning Morneausie is giving him too much credit.

How big was Guy Smiley's grin on the way back to the dugout?

I'm watching on GameCast so I can't be sure... But I'm going to guess "huge".

 

If we had word filters here, there'd be about a 105% chance Revere would end the night with the filter "Bill Robinson".

Easy there sparky, it was a joke.

 

 

 

 

They do have those up there, jokes?

You know how to spell Canada, right? C eh, n eh...

At least Floyd is on my fantasy team. Jeeze.

Too many bad at bats tonight -- Floyd has 9 strikeouts in 6 innings.

Does Hendriks come back out?

RE: the discussion of platooning Morneau in another thread...perhaps platooning Morneausie is giving him too much credit.

At least give him a day off or two. He is not getting good at bats.

kick save

Does Hendriks come back out?

Yup, and he just earned a big fine for an 0-2 base hit allowed, if I'm not mistaken.

Easy there sparky, it was a joke.

 

 

 

 

They do have those up there, jokes?

 

So was that, in fact it all has been, methinks too many guys take themselves a little too seriously around here.

I need to keep reminding myself it's a 2-0 game, not 6-0.

Jeff Gray! Jeff Gray! Jeff Gray!

Well, so much for 2-0.

nice game by the aussie

I need to keep reminding myself it's a 2-0 game, not 6-0.

way to jinx it.

I swear to god the Twins lead the league in Doinks given up!

ha! That's my bad. I'm mobile and I accidentally hit the add quote button without knowing. I deleted it. all is well!

 

No worries! I've got to get back to procastin...I mean working - oh eff another run. I hate the Whities.

Baseball is a great and glorious game:

 

 

http://deadspin.com/5921379/game-ends-as-raul-mondesi-jr-forgets-to-touch-home-plate-after-game+tying-home-run

I need to keep reminding myself it's a 2-0 game, not 6-0.

Now 3-0 due to a damn bloop off Hendriks' heel, a stolen base that might have been stopped and a damn bloop single. Sox are playing small ball this inning, and there is only one out. Damn, damn, damn.

C'mon Gray -- keep it low and hope for a double play.

Easy there sparky, it was a joke.

 

 

 

 

They do have those up there, jokes?

No, we're quite the prudes. I thought we'd posted together long enough for you to know this.

No, we're quite the prudes. I thought we'd posted together long enough for you to know this.

And here I just thought you talked funny.

Thanks for the new screen name, RP!

It seems like the Sox think that they can easily steal off Mauer, and so far it seems to be working for them.

At least Gray did his job. Now we need runs!

On another topic - for those who follow the Twins farm system.

 

Matthew Summers just pitched a complete game shutout for Beloit. Nice to see a Twins pitcher do that, at any level.

On another topic - for those who follow the Twins farm system.

 

Matthew Summers just pitched a complete game shutout for Beloit. Nice to see a Twins pitcher do that, at any level.

Nice timing SB. Any ray of hope is a blessing the way this game is going.

And here I just thought you talked funny.

I can't help that, my mother was born in Kansas.

Every time you think for a moment that this team has an outside shot of getting back into the race, they remind you just how awful they can be.