Okay, it's the 4th. Did I say anything about that earlier?

It's only four runs. We got this.

 

 

We even have the umpires on our side, and we still can't do this.

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Atta boy Zuke!

 

(And Escobar.)

Okay, one swing and we could have a tie game .... GO VARGAS GO!

There we go.  Get something going. Maybe we can get into that horrible Tiger bullpen shortly. 

There we go again.

Sigh. I didn't mean just swing on the first pitch one swing.

Pelf settles in. Bats are waking up. It's a good day to be a Twins fan.

ChiTown, I have an idea for a game thread that's under 200 words. Watch for it.

 

Pelf settles in. Bats are waking up. It's a good day to be a Twins fan.

Uh...it is?

Maybe I should have done today's game thread... y'know, because whenever I start trashing Pelfrey, he starts pitching well. 

 

Well, I think that she moved to ChiTown the same year we invented what is now commonly known as the Wild, so you can hardly blame her.

 

She still had the option of living in denial and remaining a North Stars fan like I did.  I even kept my 2nd team, too - the Whalers.  When my teams are on, I watch.  When they aren't, I usually don't. 

 

She still had the option of living in denial and remaining a North Stars fan like I did.  I even kept my 2nd team, too - the Whalers.  When my teams are on, I watch.  When they aren't, I usually don't. 

Yeah but the North Stars have faded into oblivion.

 

Maybe I should have done today's game thread... y'know, because whenever I start trashing Pelfrey, he starts pitching well. 

Is there an unwritten rule here that you can only trash talk in OP's?

Yes! Love the shoutout to my friends and colleagues of the Minnesota Orchestra! Go Dick!

Pelf settles in. Bats are waking up. It's a good day to be a Twins fan.

This is a Circus Boy update of hope!

 

Yes! Love the shoutout to my friends and colleagues of the Minnesota Orchestra! Go Dick!

So you followed my advise and listened to the Twins broadcast? Bravo.

 

Is there an unwritten rule here that you can only trash talk in OP's?

 

I think there is just the belief that it works better that way, because once the game starts, no more reading Twins Daily in the dugout.

 

Yes! Love the shoutout to my friends and colleagues of the Minnesota Orchestra! Go Dick!

Looking forward to listening to some of the Cuban concert on MPR.

 

Yeah but the North Stars have faded into oblivion.

Another heretic to burn at the stake, I see. 

 

I actually live closer to the home of the franchise than I ever have in my life (I'm in OK, about 4 hours away.  I moved from MN to CT about 4 years before the 1969 NHL expansion). When I was younger I liked teams from MN because I was from MN.  Now I like the teams I've always liked and don't care about the rest.

Another heretic to burn at the stake, I see.

 

I actually live closer to the home of the franchise than I ever have in my life (I'm in OK, about 4 hours away. I moved from MN to CT about 4 years before the 1969 NHL expansion). When I was younger I liked teams from MN because I was from MN. Now I like the teams I've always liked and don't care about the rest.

I only like one hockey team, and that's the way it should be.

 

This is a Circus Boy update of hope!

Hey ChiTown, where did you find your new profile pic?

I only like no hockey tea

 

I only like one hockey team, and that's the way it should be.

 

I only like 0 hockey teams and  that's the way it should be.  

I only like no hockey tea

 

 

I only like 0 hockey teams and that's the way it should be.

Speaking of heretics, where's the matches?

I suspect Duensing is not long for the team.

I suspect Duensing is not long for the team.

This statement is an annual tradition in Minnesota.

Kris Attebery is the worst announcer ever.

 

Uh...it is?

 

Just stayin' positive, don't ya know.

So you followed my advise and listened to the Twins broadcast? Bravo.

More like too whatever to bother to change it. Have other things to be more concerned with.