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Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/13 6:08PM

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OK... Replace his chest hair with a Cheese Sandwich

Grilled or straight up?

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T**********RRRIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUNTER!!!

 

Grilled or straight up?

 

Grilled... Of Course

It's another Dinger for Tori!!!

TOOORIIIIIIIIIII!!

Must have been one of those grand forks someone stuck in him...

 

Well done, Mr. Hunter!

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    Torii is locked in.

    Well... It's easy now... Nolasco shuts the door and we take another positive step toward the playoffs. 

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    Well... It's easy now... Nolasco shuts the door and we take another positive step toward the playoffs. 

    Shut the door, lock it, and throw away the key... Or is that swallow the key? I'd forget my own analogy if it weren't fastened on...

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    Grilled or straight up?

     

    Has anyone ever eaten at one of those Tom and Chee's? 

     

    They look interesting

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    Nolasco gets a k, now all he needs to do is get 26 more outs.

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    Nolasco gets a k, now all he needs to do is get 26 more outs.

    I'm such a believer in jinxes, I would have told you that this is easier done than said if I had thought it necessary. Now it's too late.

     

    Shut the door, lock it, and throw away the key... Or is that swallow the key? I'd forget my own analogy if it weren't fastened on...

     

    A friend of mine was trying to be funny by pretending to swallow a key. 

     

    The problem was that he accidentally did swallow the key while pretending to swallow it. 

     

    That was the moment that he became funny... when trying to be funny. 

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    Nice job, T*rii!

     

    OK... Replace his chest hair with a Cheese Sandwich

    Dinner up!

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    A friend of mine was trying to be funny by pretending to swallow a key. 

     

    The problem was that he accidentally did swallow the key while pretending to swallow it. 

     

    That was the moment that he became funny... when trying to be funny. 

    I don't believe it.

     

     

    LOL

     

    I love it

     

    OK... Now put a fly on his tongue... No Scratch that... A miniature Jeff Goldblum as "THE FLY" on his tongue. 

     

    I don't believe it.

     

    Yeah but hear me out anyway. 

     

    A friend of mine was trying to be funny by pretending to swallow a key. 

     

    The problem was that he accidentally did swallow the key while pretending to swallow it. 

     

    That was the moment that he became funny... when trying to be funny. 

    Pause...ponder it's place in the world...and don't even giggle. Remember, I'm not like ordinary schoolgirls.

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    LOL

     

    I love it

     

    OK... Now put a fly on his tongue... No Scratch that... A miniature Jeff Goldblum as "THE FLY" on his tongue. 

    I hear it's better than a hit of acid.

     

     

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    Has anyone ever eaten at one of those Tom and Chee's? 

     

    They look interesting

     

    Can I just have Kraft American on white bread, grilled???

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    Can I just have Kraft American on white bread, grilled???

    Yes.

     

    I hear some people also like a slice of tomato.

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    Could have done a little better job on that.

     

    Could have done a little better job on that.

    Well, I congratulate the effort, at any rate. You know what Michelangelo said:

     

    "The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short but in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark."

     

    And the idea is very good. :)

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    No way! That is Fantastic!!!

    I'll agree; it's better than what you've got going there. :P

    ETA: No personal offense, I just get disgusted by some of Riverbrian's ideas.

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    I'll agree; it's better than what you've got going there. :P

    ETA: No personal offense, I just get disgusted by some of Riverbrian's ideas.

    Agreed.

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