That ball must look like a watermelon to Torii right now.

I'm tempted to suggest a punch line contest here, but am afraid of getting banned.

Weren't the dimensions at the Polo Grounds also unusual?

Absolutely. 279 to left. 258 to right. A million, well 483, to center.

 

Okay, a cantaloupe.

Time to CAPITALIZE!!

Nice. 

Yes! Thank you Kenny! Good at bat.

Vargas comes through with an RBI after Mauer and Suzuki failed. 2-0! CBU.

Hunter is playing like a HOF player.

Man, that Vargas at bat was huge. If we leave that inning at 1-0, it's bad news.

 

Eddie has a four game RBI streak to start his career.

Singles by Escobar and Rosario bring us to 4-0 at the end of 3. CBU.

Nice of the team to spot Phil a lead.

 

Nice of the team to spot Phil a lead.

 

I think his 5+ ERA was more of a problem than his run support.

 

8 dingers in 6 starts was not a good look.

Edited May 9, 201511 yr by mnsportsgeek

 

I think his 5+ ERA was more of a problem than his run support.

 

8 dingers in 6 starts was not a good look.

Most of them were solo homers.

One more good inning and the Twins will be un-Chenned.

One more good inning and the Twins will be un-Chenned.

Not the fourth.

Schafer is hustlin' down the line, but twice now has been nipped at first by the shortstop.

 

Oh well.

 

Maybe he should get it past the shortstop instead?

Oh, yeah.

 

CBU: Twins 4, Cleveland 0 after 4 innings.

Torii has reached his last nine times.

Man, everything is going right for Torii.

When you're hitting well, you get lucky, too.

Torii is now batting .300.

Torii now leads the club in batting average.

I thought we might see it go out but that wall is pretty high.

I thought that one might have gone out, but then I remembered it was Mauer.

I'd rather have Vargas with the bases juiced than Kurt.

Edited May 9, 201511 yr by mnsportsgeek

Bases loaded, nobody out.

 

 

I thought that one might have gone out, but then I remembered it was Mauer.

 

http://i.imgur.com/oEhVvjZ.gif

Un-Chen my heart.