my wife doesn't read game threads.

Assumptions are dangerous things, my friend.

 

Not the lyrics.

But you did write the music?

I have a question that I need to put forward to Chief, and I want a straight forward answer. Did you write, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."?

He had retired from the music business by then. Here is his masterpiece:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMbnj_Ei2A

Doug Bernier is on base!

 

Yep.

Do something camera worthy, and then wave!

 

gaedel?

 

Guardado.

 

http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/businesses/images/lab_0001_0001_0_img0072.jpg

Guess this Eddie.

 

Eddie Bauer? 

 

I put the question mark because you wanted a guess

Assumptions are dangerous things, my friend.

indeed they are which is why I would be careful on the less complimentary things I could say about my bride

 

He had retired from the music business by then. Here is his masterpiece:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMbnj_Ei2A

That was a bit boring. But I appreciated it.

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my wife doesn't read game threads. She mocks me for it

 

They Know... They always know

 

ick.

 

Ick?

 

Hmmm... OK... I'm writing that down

 

Guardado.

winner.

gaedel?

No. Not Feigner either. Nor Haskell. Bauer.

 

/ didn't see that RB had answered in the meantime

 

Yeah, but he landed that rbi single like a lunar module.

LOLOL

 

Paging Riverbrian, paging Riverbrian, reaction needed on aisle 16.

 

Sorry... I got distracted

 

(Pause... Ponder it's place in this world)

 

BAHAWAWAWAWAWAWAH

 

They Know... They always know

I know, even though I am not married I have constant opportunity to observe them.

I have not felt so happy about the Twins for years.  This may not last, but I am enjoying it 110% for as long as possible.

10-0.  How's that Pythag doin'?

 

I know, even though I am not married I have constant opportunity to observe them.

 

That's like saying that you understand how tigers think from watching them at the zoo.

MOONSHOT 

Missed that extra point on the second touchdown.

GONE!

This is ridiculous.

VARGAS

Holy batting practice Batman! 

 

I know, even though I am not married I have constant opportunity to observe them.

 

Word of advice... It turns out that there is a fine line between observing them and looking down their blouse. 

 

Missed that extra point on the second touchdown.

We can still go for a field goal.

my wife doesn't read game threads. She mocks me for it

We do read game threads. We still mock you for it.

Guys are getting their hacks in tonight.  Just looked this up to comment on another thread.  Santana is hitting .318 this year if you take away the Detroit series at the start of the season. 

13-0. This is great. Plouffe crushed that one-hopper to 3B, bobbled, then thrown in the stands. They're frustrated. Hope we keep pouring it on.