If it doesn't have to be spelled out... You are functioning just fine. 

 

One of my other favorites and you've probably all heard this one before:

 

Me: Spell Shop

Other: S H O P

Me: What do you do at a Green Light

 

You'd be amazed how many people say Stop

I don't want to wait until I go bawahahaha. Can you explain yourself?

Also, you wouldn't be saying that if you could eavesdrop on my conversations with my friends.

 

 

But the same could apply to you guys, I guess.

For research... I've told that joke many times to many different people. 

 

Sample Study of 100. 

 

47% Don't get it

 

Until I say "Skeleton Drinking a Beer... Straight to the Floor... It's a Skeleton... he needs the Mop"

 

 

And Then a Pause

 

and BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Has your research shown any difference in the percentages, depending on which side of the Red River you tell the joke?

 

We can still win this game.  

 

GLORM!!!

 

What's Going Down?

 

Now you Type... "Let's See... My 401K... The Occasional Airplane... But mostly my Butt in this chair". 

 

We can still win this game.  

Count me in as a believer.

 

uh...that'd be us.

Well, I never said 'Present company excluded.'

 

Count me in as a believer.

Same here.

 

Has your research shown any difference in the percentages, depending on which side of the Red River you tell the joke?

 

LOL... Unfortunately it does. 

 

Well, I never said 'Present company excluded.'

Unfortunately whatever is left unsaid usually goes as said with the exact opposite meaning. Which is where extroverts come in handy.

 

Same here.

Not a trace...of doubt in my mind.

 

Not a trace...of doubt in my mind.

You hesitated.

 

Not a trace...of doubt in my mind.

 

Here we Come... Walking down the Street... We get the funniest looks from... Everyone we meet

 

Here we Come... Walking down the Street... We get the funniest looks from... Everyone we meet

 

BTW... Go ahead and try get that out of your head now. 

 

BTW... Go ahead and try get that out of your head now. 

I got ya there! I've never heard the song!

I like having RB around.  He's like me, with enough useless information floating around his head to get my Hannibal Lector quotes and Monkees references.

 

 

The little Davis boy tried his best, but we need his dad now!

 

I got ya there! I've never heard the song!

 

For Anyone Over 50

 

They sang the next line and it'll be in their head for probably a couple of days. 

 

BTW... Go ahead and try get that out of your head now. 

You know what works to get rid of earworm? Hum the Hawaii 5-0 theme song.

Our bat's disappeared. 

 

BTW... Go ahead and try get that out of your head now. 

The cure for that would involve taking a train to Clarksville.

Book em Danno!

 

You know what works to get rid of earworm? Hum the Hawaii 5-0 theme song.

 

Someone has to attempt to spell it. 

Bu-bu-bu-bah, baaah-bah.  Bu-bu-bu-bah, bah.  Bu-bu-bu-bah, bah, BAHHHH, bu-bu-bup-pup-PAAAHHH.

 

Yep.  No earworms.

 

The cure for that would involve taking a train to Clarksville.

 

A little bit of me... and a little bit of you in that sentence

They call it the Red River Valley, right Bri?

 

How was your weekend?  Another pleasant valley Sunday?

Well damn.  I was convinced we were gonna sweep May.

Brian remembers the Red River Valley.................

Edited May 6, 201511 yr by Platoon

 

They call it the Red River Valley, right Bri?

 

How was your weekend?  Another pleasant valley Sunday?

 

And on that Note...

 

The Twins lost... this has been a circus boy update...  Oh Well... Cheer Up Sleepy Jean

I like having RB around.  He's like me, with enough useless information floating around his head to get my Hannibal Lector quotes and Monkees references.

 

I thought there was a moderator's note for no more Simian jokes... oh wait. Sorry. That was Semien.

 

But on a serious note, perhaps i need to listen to Monkees a bit more. Broaden my musical horizons...

 

Anyway, thanks all for the game thread. Coulda been worse.

 

A little bit of me... and a little bit of you in that sentence

I am not a believer.