April 20, 201511 yr Now the IQ's are regressing to the mean. Hie thee to Rochester. (I'm still not sure if i'm supposed to be raising it or lowering it... There are sound arguments that both are acceptable, even preferred) I was going to comment on an interesting fact of this line up: TWINS: 1. Santana SS (6) 2. Hunter RF (7) 3. Mauer 1B (3) 4. Dozier 2B (4) 5. Plouffe 3B (5) 6. (our) Escobar DH (er... 0? 1?!) 7. Arcia LF (9) 8. Suzuki C (2) 9. Schafer CF (8) That being positions 3,4,5 are batting 3,4,5 respectively... 3,4,5 squared? It's a Pythagorean triplet.
April 20, 201511 yr Well, in my case, the best choice is no choice. I have accidentally walked into a men's room or two, but I left immediately. And even if I stayed for some unknown reason, I'd still take a stall over a urinal. That's just kind of ickish. on more than one occasion have I been witness to women squatting over the trough in the Metrodome.... By the time it was your turn, you had to pee so bad, you didn't stop when she snickered
April 20, 201511 yr My wife doesn't allow me to lick strange women nor pee next to strange men.So are you allowed to pee next to strange women...never mind, I withdraw the question.
April 20, 201511 yr Author Well, in my case, the best choice is no choice. I have accidentally walked into a men's room or two, but I left immediately. And even if I stayed for some unknown reason, I'd still take a stall over a urinal. That's just kind of ickish. Accident?
April 20, 201511 yr Now the IQ's are regressing to the mean. Hie thee to Rochester.And then there was the deficient TD poster who moved to Twinkie Town and raised the average IQ of both sites. / i keed, I keed, TT is a great site
April 20, 201511 yr Author My wife doesn't allow me to lick strange women nor pee next to strange men. Licking strange women right across the face... If you consider the lack of identifiable flavor... it's still surprisingly fun. The reaction is priceless
April 20, 201511 yr My wife doesn't allow me to lick strange women nor pee next to strange men.licking strange women seems pretty achievable, avoiding peeing next to strange men seems rather difficult. Do you get into deep meaningful conversations with people every time you use the public restroom?
April 20, 201511 yr Do you get into deep meaningful conversations with people every time you use the public restroom?"Hey.""Hey."Typical/maximally deep meaningful conversation in the men's room. Optimal is usually just a nod.
April 20, 201511 yr Licking strange women right across the face... If you consider the lack of identifiable flavor... it's still surprisingly fun. The reaction is pricelesslike the old joke about testing who really is mans best friend. His dog or his Wife...
April 20, 201511 yr Author (I'm still not sure if i'm supposed to be raising it or lowering it... There are sound arguments that both are acceptable, even preferred)I was going to comment on an interesting fact of this line up:TWINS:1. Santana SS (6)2. Hunter RF (7)3. Mauer 1B (3)4. Dozier 2B (4)5. Plouffe 3B (5)6. (our) Escobar DH (er... 0? 1?!)7. Arcia LF (9)8. Suzuki C (2)9. Schafer CF (8)That being positions 3,4,5 are batting 3,4,5 respectively... 3,4,5 squared?It's a Pythagorean triplet.In consideration of my Inner Big Bang Theory Sheldon... I love this.
April 20, 201511 yr "Hey." "Hey." Typical/maximally deep meaningful conversation in the men's room. Optimal is usually just a nod.thats exactly my point, how do you avoid peeing next to strangers unless you get to know them first
April 20, 201511 yr thats exactly my point, how do you avoid peeing next to strangers unless you get to know them first Not knowing them helps. Too much intimacy is an impediment to easy flow.
April 20, 201511 yr like the old joke about testing who really is mans best friend. His dog or his Wife...Some women just don't like peanut butter.
April 20, 201511 yr (I'm still not sure if i'm supposed to be raising it or lowering it... There are sound arguments that both are acceptable, even preferred)I was going to comment on an interesting fact of this line up:TWINS:1. Santana SS (6)2. Hunter RF (7)3. Mauer 1B (3)4. Dozier 2B (4)5. Plouffe 3B (5)6. (our) Escobar DH (er... 0? 1?!)7. Arcia LF (9)8. Suzuki C (2)9. Schafer CF (8)That being positions 3,4,5 are batting 3,4,5 respectively... 3,4,5 squared?It's a Pythagorean triplet.This would be a raise. Now waiting for someone to call.
April 20, 201511 yr licking strange women seems pretty achievable, avoiding peeing next to strange men seems rather difficult. Do you get into deep meaningful conversations with people every time you use the public restroom?No, but that's percisely the type of behavior my wife is trying to curb. You get busted asking a stranger if he wants to play Ghostusters one time!
April 20, 201511 yr No, but that's percisely the type of behavior my wife is trying to curb. You get busted asking a stranger if he wants to play Ghostusters one time! Isn't it a given that everyone wants to play ghostbusters all the time?
April 20, 201511 yr Never lick a strangers face without explaining why you are doing it first. Why?Click here to view the article
April 20, 201511 yr In consideration of my Inner Big Bang Theory Sheldon... I love this. This is a throwback, from when Gardy always batted the 2nd baseman 2nd, no matter what.
April 20, 201511 yr Ok, this Sherman Williams advertisement is causing me consternation. For some reason I cant not roll over it.
April 20, 201511 yr Isn't it a given that everyone wants to play ghostbusters all the time?Everyone. And since women are unable to play, it makes them insanely jealous. That's my working theory anyhow.
April 20, 201511 yr Author Isn't it a given that everyone wants to play ghostbusters all the time? A fly can be good practice
April 20, 201511 yr 2. Hunter RF (7)7. Arcia LF (9)Ahem. / speaking of one's inner Sheldon Cooper and all that...
April 20, 201511 yr Seriously guys? 3 pages already? Lot of gold be mined in pee talk. Licking isn't bad either.
April 20, 201511 yr Author Ahem. / speaking of one's inner Sheldon Cooper and all that... I wonder which outfielder benefits the most from that mis-numbering. Also 2 plus 7 is 9 so it kinda works
April 21, 201511 yr So, I'm debating grabbing a TV from another room so I can watch the WIld game and Twins game at the same time.
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