This is my projection of positivity for the day: Mauer goes 4/4, Vargas and Plouffe - 2HR's a piece. Twins win 13-4.

Dear Mr. Lounge, I see that you might have made a slight error in your projection of positivity.

 

Dear Mr. Lounge, I see that you might have made a slight error in your projection of positivity.

 

 

  Their is always a margin of error to figure.

 

Dear Mr. Lounge, I see that you might have made a slight error in your projection of positivity.

 

Yeah... But... Never let details like that stop you!!!

 

 

Plouffee's on the line for Halsey.

 

  Their is always a margin of error to figure.

 

Yeah that's right... The +/- on that is 4.

 

So Bark is still in the window. 

Hey guys! One of the rare live games I'm able to watch.

 

Good start to this inning...

 

  Plouffe is my kids favorite Twin, because she said he is cute.

Let's get those runners in now, guys.

A lazy Sunday with the game on the radio, lets get ahead early and stay ahead!!!

 

Hey guys! One of the rare live games I'm able to watch.

 

Good start to this inning...

 

You picked a good game cuz it's Mauer and Strings Birthday

 

  C'mon Arcia. At least have a good at bat.

Arcia is going to swing out of his shoes

Nice job by Escobar. 

 

  C'mon Arcia. At least have a good at bat.

 

That was a damn good at bat. 

 

Two strikes and he just punched it out there.

 

Maturity is a good sign

 

That was a damn good at bat. 

 

Two strikes and he just punched it out there.

 

Maturity is a good sign

 

 

  Imagine what he could do if he was ever ahead in the count. Nice job Esco.

And we'll have fun, fun, fun in the 2nd today.

 

  Plouffe is my kids favorite Twin, because she said he is cute.

 

My wife and I sat behind the Twins dugout one game and Plouffe tossed her a ball. I spent the next several innings making fun of how Plouffe was flirting with her.

 

To be fair, she's pretty damn cute.

He just pulled a Twins defensive play. 

This inning is good for a small sample size

  We are getting a dose of Twins Baseball. Just need a passed ball now.

 

The choo-choo's going to be late!

Great ... ear worm of the afternoon ... good thing I like the song

 

You picked a good game cuz it's Mauer and Strings Birthday

 

Happy birthday Stringer.

 

Also, it seems weird to me that Mauer is younger than I. He's worth 9 figures. What am I doing with my life?

This inning is good for a small sample size

I approve of this message.

 

My wife and I sat behind the Twins dugout one game and Plouffe tossed her a ball. I spent the next several innings making fun of how Plouffe was flirting with her.

 

To be fair, she's pretty damn cute.

 

 

  I'm sure she is. The 70 Charger was a chick magnet.

 

  Plouffe is my kids favorite Twin, because she said he is cute.

He is. And has good hair.

yeah, good thing you clarified that or I'd have told you to look in a mirror. Besides, you all missed my birthday.

But, but, but I wished you a happy birthday somewhere. Thanks for the birthday recognition.

 

  I'm sure she is. The 70 Charger was a chick magnet.

 

I drove it on our wedding day.

 

It broke down.

 

Happy birthday Stringer.

 

Also, it seems weird to me that Mauer is younger than I. He's worth 9 figures. What am I doing with my life?

 

You just were not as focused in 2009 as Joe was... that's all. Eyes straight ahead.. you'll do fine

 

He is. And has good hair.

 

  You are going to have to arm-wrestle 70charger's wife for him.

Happy birthday Stringer!  Let's hope that you remember this birthday as the year that the Twins beat the Indians by 20 runs.