Because there's actually three of them... Mary and Ashley have an identical twin named Kate. Just like Elvis.

It's like the mythical third Manning brother!*

 

 

*who actually does exist, but he played Wide Receiver

Kendrys Morales plays well for every team but Minnesota.

 

I wonder if that says something about our batting coaches.

Are you sure it's the same guy? Our Kendrys Morales looked like he ate this one with the Royals.

Has there been discussion on this forum when the Twins will pass the Wolves for victories? I'm betting May 2. Next year.

I'm sorry, but I have a hard time excusing Molitor on not forcing Arcia to bunt there. They are basically daring us to do it. Sad thing is, major leaguers are horrible bunters.

Damn... Cain ran that one down... I'd like one of them Cain's.

 

 

If we were Abel.

Given that Cain murdered Abel, this post contains a certain amount of morbidity on your part.

 

I'm ok with that... but now you need to put the Pirate logo on the Olsen Twins

 

Morales got signed in midseason and was pretty rusty. Would have been nice to have Morales in midseason form instead of starting his spring training.

Did y'all see the pregame comments about Jackie Robinson from players.  How Hunter praised him for his bravery fighting discrimination and dealing with prejudice from fans and teammates alike....

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With fare like that, I may have to become a White Sox fan.

Let's go, go-go White Sox, we're with you all the waaay...

That thought just made me throw up my vegetarian chili

That thought just made me throw up my vegetarian chili

I'll admit it's no "Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, step right up and greet the Mets," but it's a solid fight song. Not worth tossing your Chicago dogs over.

I suspect it will take a really good outing from Gibson to get a win today.

Done and done.

 

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god that's creepy

that's a double if Mauer was hitting it to our OF.

Mauer has NO opposite field hits this year.  And no extra bases.  

Mary Kate and Ashley have a younger sister, Elizabeth, who is actually a good actress.

 

 

Dick and Bert sure seeming to be gushing over solid but largely routine outfield plays by the Royals. I wonder why their perception is so skewed?

 

Mary Kate and Ashley have a younger sister, Elizabeth, who is actually a good actress.

Scarlett Witch!

Daredevil was awesome!

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years.  What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

 

Mary Kate and Ashley have a younger sister, Elizabeth, who is actually a good actress.

 

Dont forget about Dad

 

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years.  What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

 

They are needed... They are who St. Peter will talk about when the fans turn on Santana. 

Daredevil was awesome!

Watching that right now. Don't mess with the Kingpin.

Did Dick just say that Cal Ripken hit his 3000th hit in this stadium?

 

Watching that right now. Don't mess with the Kingpin.

Big fan of D'Onofrio (the actor playing Fisk) and I love the writers and D'Onofrio's take on the character.  How far in are you?

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They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years.  What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

 

The Keystone Kombo in Rochester doesn't fill itself....

Two good at bats for Dozier.

 

You can get vegetarian chili at the Cell. And bean and cheese burritos. Cheese fries. Veggie burgers.

Ick.

 

And the food doesn't sound very appealing, either.

They're talking about Santana playing shortstop for the next 7 years. What are we doing with Gordon and Polanco?

Stick them in left field or let them stew in the minors until they're 40.

Ick.

 

And the food doesn't sound very appealing, either.

If I described the process that ended in a bratwurst, the vegetarian chili might not sound so unappetizing by comparison.

The Matador strikes back!