The Twins in the coming weeks and days, need other MLB teams to be desperate!

 

Injuries abound, injuries aplently, other teams need to be desperate for Twins' players.

 

I'm convinced this HAS to happen at this point, its just a matter of time, and Who.

 

#1 April 28th

 

After Bartolo Colon goes down for 60 days DL , the Mets with no other options to turn to in their rotation (Wheeler, Syndergaard hurt) other than Sean Gilmartin; ELECT to trade Double A RH Jack Leathersich for RHP Mike Pelfrey of the Twins.

 

#2 Sometime in June

 

The Twins and Brewers strike a deal that sends 3B/1B Trevor Plouffe and RHSP Kyle Gibson to the Brewers for MLB reliever Tyler Thornburg, AA LHP Jed Bradley and High A+ SS Orlando Arcia.

 

#3 July Deadline

 

The Nationals infield situation is dire, they have lost Danny Espinosa for the year to injuries; and Dan Uggla is ineffecient. -(terrible) ..With no body to turn to to fill in for Rendon (Knee) and even Escobar at 2B and Desmond at SS when they need a true rest. They announce a trade constructed by Terry Ryan.

 

3B/SS/LF Eduardo Nunez , RP Casey Fien , and OF Aaron Hicks + a PTBL

 

for

 

OF Michael Taylor (The Twins were rebuffed at trying to add RP Blake Treinen in the deal)

 

#4

 

During the offseason

 

Brian Duensing, Tim Stauffer, Eric Fryer, Boyer , Torii Hunter all leave via FA.

Boyer and Hunter elect to Retire.

 

But the Twins cannot un-do the Nolasco or Ervin Santana deals and are forced to start 2016 with a rotation of:

 

1 Hughes

2 Berrios

3 May

4 Milone

5 Santana / Meyer

 

with Meyer likely being the one sent to the bullpen.

 

The Twins in the coming weeks and days, need other MLB teams to be desperate!

Injuries abound, injuries aplently, other teams need to be desperate for Twins' players.

I'm convinced this HAS to happen at this point, its just a matter of time, and Who.

#1 April 28th

After Bartolo Colon goes down for 60 days DL , the Mets with no other options to turn to in their rotation (Wheeler, Syndergaard hurt) other than Sean Gilmartin; ELECT to trade Double A RH Jack Leathersich for RHP Mike Pelfrey of the Twins.

#2 Sometime in June

The Twins and Brewers strike a deal that sends 3B/1B Trevor Plouffe and RHSP Kyle Gibson to the Brewers for MLB reliever Tyler Thornburg, AA LHP Jed Bradley and High A+ SS Orlando Arcia.

#3 July Deadline

The Nationals infield situation is dire, they have lost Danny Espinosa for the year to injuries; and Dan Uggla is ineffecient. -(terrible) ..With no body to turn to to fill in for Rendon (Knee) and even Escobar at 2B and Desmond at SS when they need a true rest. They announce a trade constructed by Terry Ryan.

3B/SS/LF Eduardo Nunez , RP Casey Fien , and OF Aaron Hicks + a PTBL

for

OF Michael Taylor (The Twins were rebuffed at trying to add RP Blake Treinen in the deal)

#4

During the offseason

Brian Duensing, Tim Stauffer, Eric Fryer, Boyer , Torii Hunter all leave via FA.
Boyer and Hunter elect to Retire.

But the Twins cannot un-do the Nolasco or Ervin Santana deals and are forced to start 2016 with a rotation of:

1 Hughes
2 Berrios
3 May
4 Milone
5 Santana / Meyer

with Meyer likely being the one sent to the bullpen.

 

I like Oswaldo's kid brother and Michael Taylor a lot!  (although Terry would hold out for Denard Span).

 

Come on though, you started out the post so creatively, you couldn't  come up with a scenario in LA to palm off Nolasco on the Dodgers or the Angels?   

Edited April 15, 201511 yr by jokin

By "mean", do you mean...

 

1. Average?

 

2. Base?

 

3. Cruel?

 

And more importantly, should i be trying to raise it or lower it (the IQ of this thread)?

Yes.

 

Yes.

That one didn't especially raise it.

This may be the only thread on the site that has not seen IQ regression to the mean.

So you're comparing the rest of Twins Daily to Twitter? That's a low blow.

Twins Propaganda for Today.

 

Before the game starts, I hope someone mentions to Molitor that he accidentally penciled Hunter into the two spot instead of the eighth. That could be bad if he doesn't realize his mistake.

On another note, how about some fun bets that are depressing at the same time!  Which side are you on?

 

Which will be greater...

 

# of Twins hits, or # of KC runs

# of K's by Twins pitchers, or # of XBH's by KC hitters

# of walks by Twins batters, or # of errors by Twins fielders

# of Twins runs, or # of KC home runs

# of Twins hits, or # of IP by Kyle Gibson

Hmm... this is some fun with numbers quality stuff right here.

 

1) KC Runs

2) KC XBH's

3) Walks by Twins batters, since errors are rarely scored as errors.

4) KC Home runs

5) Push at 4 a piece.

Twins Propaganda for Today.

KC Propaganda.jpg

One of these things is not like the others...

 

Twins Propaganda for Today.

KC Propaganda.jpg

Those guys are Royals fans? That would be good propaganda.

 

One of these things is not like the others...

Correct. Joey Lawrence is by far the worst out of the 4... Whoa!

A Twin will be hit because of what happened to Alex Rios.

 

On another note, how about some fun bets that are depressing at the same time!  Which side are you on?

 

Which will be greater...

 

# of Twins hits, or # of KC runs

# of K's by Twins pitchers, or # of XBH's by KC hitters

# of walks by Twins batters, or # of errors by Twins fielders

# of Twins runs, or # of KC home runs

# of Twins hits, or # of IP by Kyle Gibson

 

 

 

 

I am the Optimistic, and will take the former on all of them, even the Twins hits over Gibson's Innings Pitched even though i expect Kyle to twirl a gem, so that's a hard call to make.

 

Beauty is in the eyestalks of a Beholder.

 

We better get it out.  I don't trust the talking eyes (or grammar) of any D&D monster...

 

(Incidentally, wikipedia tells me 'bottomness' is the new beauty.)

 

Only a half hour 'til game time...

Ballpark food is pretty sparse when you're a vegetarian... unless you want some sweets or a salty snack. Can't really have dinner there.

 

I've always loved the malt cups. They're pretty well hidden at TF, but you can find them.

 

Hammond Stadium introduced a black bean burger this year. It was amazing. I hope they bring it north.

Shout out to the Cool-A-Coo at Dodger Stadium... two oatmeal cookies sandwiched with ice cream and dipped in chocolate.

 

Yes.

 

I confess to asking a leading question...

 

I hope the Twins find it so easy to take a lead.

 

I know the game is roughly 3 hours away, but maybe by loading this Rally Picture now, it will have some time to gain some needed steam and the Gods of the Internet will channel this energy into the Twins Players - giving them the ability to pillage, humiliate and destroy the Royals this fine evening.

 

Enter "The Rally Roger"

Rally Roger.jpg

 

I'm ok with that... but now you need to put the Pirate logo on the Olsen Twins

pretzels

 

 

Yes.

 

Knew that was comin'... You do not disapoint.

The Royals. Which one is running for President?

 

Ballpark food is pretty sparse when you're a vegetarian.

 

I'm a vegetarian as well.

 

If you discount all the meat I eat. 

 

If you don't discount that... 

 

I have the Diet of the Average Puma. 

 

pretzels

 

Oh yeah, i meant to respond to #4 as well.

 

I make it to ballparks so rarely that i've no informed opinion. All i know is the long standing tradition that popcorn does not a full meal make. I do have a soft spot for crab rangoons these days. Have they infiltrated the ballpark menu yet?

 

I do wish to comment on the delicacy of milldaddy35 for leaving the word "wurst" out of a thread about the Twins.

 

 

 

I'm ok with that... but now you need to put the Pirate logo on the Olsen Twins

Done and done.

 

 

Oh yeah, i meant to respond to #4 as well.

 

I make it to ballparks so rarely that i've no informed opinion. All i know is the long standing tradition that popcorn does not a full meal make. I do have a soft spot for crab rangoons these days. Have they infiltrated the ballpark menu yet?

 

I do wish to comment on the delicacy of milldaddy35 for leaving the word "wurst" out of a thread about the Twins.

 

Not sure on the Crab Rangoon but the Pumpkin Brie En Croute is to die for at the ball park in Johnson City Tennessee. 

 

Done and done.

olsen's.jpg

Which one is which? 

 

Ballpark food is pretty sparse when you're a vegetarian... unless you want some sweets or a salty snack. Can't really have dinner there.

I've always loved the malt cups. They're pretty well hidden at TF, but you can find them.

Hammond Stadium introduced a black bean burger this year. It was amazing. I hope they bring it north.

Those malt cups are well hidden and expensive, but they do taste good. 

Important Question... Why is it always Mary Kate and Ashley? And... And... What does Ashley think about that?

Encouraging DP

A twin killer for us, for once.