April 17, 201511 yr Put me down for the Oakland series if something changes I'll let you know. I think the protocol remains to PM Chief rather than post here. Very hush-hush process you know.
April 17, 201511 yr Put me down for the Oakland series if something changes I'll let you know. Email da Chief! He da boss!
April 29, 201511 yr Author Hats off to the game thread vols to date...all of you have done fantastic work...much appreciated! (Trying my best to come up to RB ellipse standards, falling woefully short...) Plenty o' opportunities for fresh voices...
May 14, 201511 yr May 26 vs BOSJun 2,3, @ BOSJun 6,7 vs MILJun 9,10 vs KCJun 16 @ STLJun 18 vs STLJun 20,21 vs CHNJun 27,28 @ MILJul 7,8 vs BALJul 10,11,12 vs DETJul 18,19 @ OAKJul 22,23 @ LAAJul 25,26 vs NYYJul 31, Aug 1,2 vs SEAAug 4,5,6 @ TORAug 8,9 @ CLEAug 12,13 vs TEXAug 15,16 vs CLEAug 18,19 @ NYYAug 21,22,23 @ BALAug 26,27 @ TBAug 29,30 vs HOUSep 2,3 vs CWSSep 5,6 @ HOUSep 8,9 @ KCSep 12,13 @ CWSSep 15,16 vs DETSep 18,19,20 vs LAASep 23,24 vs CLESep 26,27 @ DETSep 29,30, Oct 1 @ CLEOct 3,4 vs KCTwCan I take Tw?
June 24, 201511 yr Well, folks, we've reached the end of an era. It is with a heavy heart that I announce the departure of two beloved friends here on Twins Daily: Rally Roger and ChiTownTwinsFan.Exit: Rally Rhino and Comeback BunnyEnter: Rally Roger, Comeback Cockroach and bored todayRally Roger.jpgComeback Cockroach.jpgRally Roger was loved by many and hated by one. He led the Twins to a 38-33 record before serial killer ChiTownTwinsFan demanded his destruction. He was cremated and his ashes will be buried at sea, but his legacy lives on forever in the hearts of Twins fans far and near. Losah!The body of ChiTownTwinsFan remains, but her soul was lost last night to the White Sox. I guess it was inevitable, for all who live must also die, but it still came as a huge shock. I thought she would survive Chicago, and in truth she did for fifteen years, but apparently she couldn't handle two Chicagoan teams in a row playing Minnesota, and her true colors came to light last night. A memorial service will be held this afternoon at Game Thread: White Sox @ Twins, 6/24 @ 12:10pm CT. The departed are survived by father/son Bark's Lounge.
June 24, 201511 yr Well, folks, we've reached the end of an era. It is with a heavy heart that I announce the departure of two beloved friends here on Twins Daily: Rally Roger and ChiTownTwinsFan.Rally Roger was loved by many and hated by one. He led the Twins to a 38-33 record before serial killer ChiTownTwinsFan demanded his destruction. He was cremated and his ashes will be buried at sea, but his legacy lives on forever in the hearts of Twins fans far and near.If I didn't know you were being tongue in cheek, I'd delete this part of it. The rally roger I liked ... ask Bark ... the Olsen twins, not so much, and I wasn't alone. And what is said in game threads needs to stay in game threads.
June 24, 201511 yr And what is said in game threads needs to stay in game threads.Amen sister. We're going to have start considering infractions for this sort of behaviour.
June 24, 201511 yr And what is said in game threads needs to stay in game threads.It was meant to belong in the game thread. It was that stupid multi-quote that messed things up.
June 24, 201511 yr It was meant to belong in the game thread. It was that stupid multi-quote that messed things up.Nothing belongs in the game threads. It's covered under the Eighth Amendment as 'cruel and unusual punishment.'
June 24, 201511 yr Nothing belongs in the game threads. It's covered under the Eighth Amendment as 'cruel and unusual punishment.'Yes, fun needs to be outlawed around here so we can get back to FIP and UZR arguments.
June 24, 201511 yr Yes, fun needs to be outlawed around here so we an get back to FIP and UZR arguments.The veritable heart and soul of the site. Everyone should learn a foreign language. That and the flash ads that auto-scroll the page when you're trying to post.
June 24, 201511 yr Nothing belongs in the game threads. It's covered under the Eighth Amendment as 'cruel and unusual punishment.'The constitution is only for the government.
June 24, 201511 yr The constitution is only for the government.That would be the government "Of the People, by the People, and for the People," yes? P.S. I'll stop now; the derails here are taking a slow train to Istanbul (not Constantinople). Edited June 24, 201511 yr by CRArko
June 24, 201511 yr That would be the government "Of the People, by the People, and for the People," yes? Yes.
June 24, 201511 yr Nothing belongs in the game threads. It's covered under the Eighth Amendment as 'cruel and unusual punishment.' You mean a bad joke inadvertently provoking an 'ick' involving the Tom Kelly-ism "Everybody grab an oar" as well each receiving only one of their anticipated footwear. That's pretty specific of the constitution (er, i mean the bill of rights, which i guess has been part of the constitution for a while now) to forbid "crew all" and "a new shoe all" pun, ish meant. If that can't be told in a game thread, where can it be?
June 24, 201511 yr Well, folks, we've reached the end of an era. It is with a heavy heart that I announce the departure of two beloved friends here on Twins Daily: Rally Roger and ChiTownTwinsFan.Rally Roger was loved by many and hated by one. He led the Twins to a 38-33 record before serial killer ChiTownTwinsFan demanded his destruction. He was cremated and his ashes will be buried at sea, but his legacy lives on forever in the hearts of Twins fans far and near. The body of ChiTownTwinsFan remains, but her soul was lost last night to the White Sox. I guess it was inevitable, for all who live must also die, but it still came as a huge shock. I thought she would survive Chicago, and in truth she did for fifteen years, but apparently she couldn't handle two Chicagoan teams in a row playing Minnesota, and her true colors came to light last night. A memorial service will be held this afternoon at Game Thread: White Sox @ Twins, 6/24 @ 12:10pm CT. The departed are survived by father/son Bark's Lounge.Always - Chi is right, she liked the Rally Roger. I was the murderer of the Rally Roger - it was growing stale. As for the Olsen Twins, It was only myself and Brian who enjoyed their company. I believe everyone else found them to be disgusting and off putting. One man's treasure can be another man's trash. Case Closed Bark
June 27, 201511 yr to forbid "crew all" and "a new shoe all" pun, ish meant.A good pun is its own reword.
July 16, 201511 yr Now's the time to get thinking about the next half of the season and what better way to do that than to sign up to post a game thread! Yay! Plenty of available dates left; just take a look and PM Chief with your choice! Jul 22,23 @ LAAJul 25,26 vs NYYJul 31, Aug 1,2 vs SEAAug 4,5,6 @ TORAug 8,9 @ CLEAug 12,13 vs TEXAug 15,16 vs CLEAug 18,19 @ NYYAug 21,22,23 @ BALAug 26,27 @ TBAug 29,30 vs HOUSep 2,3 vs CWSSep 5,6 @ HOUSep 12,13 @ CWSSep 15,16 vs DETSep 18,19,20 vs LAASep 23,24 vs CLESep 26,27 @ DETSep 29,30, Oct 1 @ CLE
July 16, 201511 yr Now's the time to get thinking about the next half of the season and what better way to do that than to sign up to post a game thread! Yay! Plenty of available dates left; just take a look and PM Chief with your choice!Jul 18 @ OAKJul 22,23 @ LAAJul 25,26 vs NYYJul 31, Aug 1,2 vs SEAAug 4,5,6 @ TORAug 8,9 @ CLEAug 12,13 vs TEXAug 15,16 vs CLEAug 18,19 @ NYYAug 21,22,23 @ BALAug 26,27 @ TBAug 29,30 vs HOUSep 2,3 vs CWSSep 5,6 @ HOUSep 12,13 @ CWSSep 15,16 vs DETSep 18,19,20 vs LAASep 23,24 vs CLESep 26,27 @ DETSep 29,30, Oct 1 @ CLE Going forward, which list (this, or the one at the top of the thread) will be updated when someone clames gaims?
July 16, 201511 yr Going forward, which list (this, or the one at the top of the thread) will be updated when someone clames gaims?First page. Just wanted a quick reference for my post so I copied and pasted. But it's easier for people to go to the first post to check, rather than find this one in the middle of it.
July 16, 201511 yr I call playoffs!This was a joke back on Feb 22nd. It's looking like you may have some work ahead of you...we'll have to remember to make you keep your word. Every. Playoff. Game.
July 17, 201511 yr This was a joke back on Feb 22nd. It's looking like you may have some work ahead of you...we'll have to remember to make you keep your word. Every. Playoff. Game.This brings up a good point, though … meaningful games, meaningful game threads, what a fun way to get in on it by presenting one of those evening's (or afternoon's) games? Take a look at that schedule … lots of prime threads to go … Chief is waiting for your call! Call today!
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