I think Gary is misunderstood.

 

Might be friendlier then we thought.image.jpg

Not even reading the warning label.  Hand sanitizer in the eyes. If ineffective, structural integrity check of casa de Bombo is imminent.  Minus primitive cow helmet.http://s2.legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Testing-America-Football-Helmets-e1411425535935-557x442.png

Edited September 24, 201412 yr by LaBombo

Realty and the game thread have not exactly been known to go together.

Will work on that in the offseason.

Maybe that's why while driving through it my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.  Didn't stop for the night, though the warm smell of colitas made it tempting.

I had to look up "colitas." I did not know that.

I had to look up "colitas." I did not know that.

Now that you have Colitas figured out... Can someone explain what a warm smell is?

Now that you have Colitas figured out... Can someone explain what a warm smell is?

Think giant burritos and Summit......

Now that you have Colitas figured out... Can someone explain what a warm smell is?

Art.

 

And what is wrong with Nunez's head? Is it shaped badly so that the helmet flies off every time he runs? I'd cut him from the heat just because of that.

Edited September 24, 201412 yr by ScrapTheNickname

Now that you have Colitas figured out... Can someone explain what a warm smell is?

This thread is beginning to smell like a guy's room.

Think giant burritos and Summit......

He has a cool wind in his hair and a warm smell in his nose.

 

That's a good way to catch a cold.

I had to look up "colitas." I did not know that.

For years it was my shameful secret that I liked the song, but didn't love it enough to ask anyone the meaning of the word that was about as contextually sensible to me as 'warm smell of Doritos'.

 

With all that the internet potentially offers to inform, one of the first things I searched for after going on line for the first time in the mid-90's was what the bleep was rising up through the air at the Hotel California exit ramp.

 

That search led almost immediately to KissThisGuy. com.  My reference to Midnight at the Oasis is a tip of the cap to both the decision to include 'how did you find out' you misheard a lyric option in the contributions, and the person who confessed that the situation when they misheard 'Midnight after you're wasted'  " was "After midnight.  I was wasted".

For years it was my shameful secret that I liked the song, but didn't love it enough to ask anyone the meaning of the word that was about as contextually sensible to me as 'warm smell of Doritos'.

 

With all that the internet potentially offers to inform, one of the first things I searched for after going on line for the first time in the mid-90's was what the bleep was rising up through the air at the Hotel California exit ramp.

 

That search led almost immediately to KissThisGuy. com.  My reference to Midnight at the Oasis is a tip of the cap to both the decision to include 'how did you find out' you misheard a lyric option in the contributions, and the person who confessed that the situation when they misheard 'Midnight after you're wasted'  " was "After midnight.  I was wasted".

I always assumed colitas was a fragrant desert plant. I guess, in a way, I wasn't far off.

I always assumed colitas was a fragrant desert plant. I guess, in a way, I wasn't far off.

heh ... i thought they were saying eucalyptus but shortening it to 'calyptus ...

heh ... i thought they were saying eucalyptus but shortening it to 'calyptus ...

I may have thought that too!

  If you want to drive from Christchurch New Zealand to Moscow... You gotta go thru Chicago.

The rest might be true, but this isn't...I recommend the polar route.  South, of course. 

 

You can shave a good 45 minutes off the trip, even with a stop at the pole for a selfie.

Now that you have Colitas figured out... Can someone explain what a warm smell is?

I don't think of Colitas as a warm smell, so much as hot and acrid smelling, but it does make me sleepy

 

Now cookies baking in the oven on a winter day, that's a warm smell

Edited September 24, 201412 yr by Sconnie

I always assumed colitas was a fragrant desert plant. I guess, in a way, I wasn't far off.

When I first heard the song I was so pre-adolescently uninformed that "colitas" sounded like a gender-specific body part and the gender it belonged to was probably female because Don Henley's voice sounded marginally male.

Edited September 24, 201412 yr by LaBombo

For years it was my shameful secret that I liked the song, but didn't love it enough to ask anyone the meaning of the word that was about as contextually sensible to me as 'warm smell of Doritos'.

 

With all that the internet potentially offers to inform, one of the first things I searched for after going on line for the first time in the mid-90's was what the bleep was rising up through the air at the Hotel California exit ramp.

 

That search led almost immediately to KissThisGuy. com.  My reference to Midnight at the Oasis is a tip of the cap to both the decision to include 'how did you find out' you misheard a lyric option in the contributions, and the person who confessed that the situation when they misheard 'Midnight after you're wasted'  " was "After midnight.  I was wasted".

Yellow Ledbetter -- can you see Dems... Out on the Porch... Potato Wave.

Gross.  Poor chimp.

Which one?

Just tuned in and see that Mauer's out with a "contusion to the left elbow." That's a relief. Thought it might be a bad bruise.

 

Anyway, what happened? Is anyone following the game?

Just tuned in and see that Mauer's out with a "contusion to the left elbow." That's a relief. Thought it might be a bad bruise.

 

Anyway, what happened? Is anyone following the game?

hbp in the 1st.

I'm watching the DBacks b'cast.

 

They're positively in love with Plouffesie.

This thread is beginning to smell like a guy's room.

http://media2.febreze.com/m/Packshots/First_Defense_Allergen_HD_PNGS/Febreze_AE_Crisp_Clean_L.png

This should last for a week.. Can we make it up to you in the offseason?

At the ballpark for the last time this season, and I've noticed throughout the year that huge amounts of smoke from the Butcher and the Boar station routinely makes its way to the field. I can't help but wonder if Arcia finds it annoying and/or constantly makes him hungry.

i was going to say this after arcia's hit ... but got distracted with the continuing colitas conversation ... but i really like the player that plouffe has been this year.  all the criticism he got last year, and deservedly so, imo ... but maybe what he needed was that 'seasoning' ... i just think he's probably been most improved this year.  (sorry Halsey, but that's what i think)

http://media2.febreze.com/m/Packshots/First_Defense_Allergen_HD_PNGS/Febreze_AE_Crisp_Clean_L.png

This should last for a week.. Can we make it up to you in the offseason?

Yes, fresh flowers are always nice ... I like yellow roses.

Just tuned in and see that Mauer's out with a "contusion to the left elbow." That's a relief. Thought it might be a bad bruise.

 

Anyway, what happened? Is anyone following the game?

90 losses

Just tuned in and see that Mauer's out with a "contusion to the left elbow." That's a relief. Thought it might be a bad bruise.

 

Anyway, what happened? Is anyone following the game?

Yes. Mauer has confusion on his elbow. A rare injury, just the kind Mauer sometimes gets.

For years it was my shameful secret that I liked the song, but didn't love it enough to ask anyone the meaning of the word that was about as contextually sensible to me as 'warm smell of Doritos'.

 

With all that the internet potentially offers to inform, one of the first things I searched for after going on line for the first time in the mid-90's was what the bleep was rising up through the air at the Hotel California exit ramp.

 

That search led almost immediately to KissThisGuy. com.  My reference to Midnight at the Oasis is a tip of the cap to both the decision to include 'how did you find out' you misheard a lyric option in the contributions, and the person who confessed that the situation when they misheard 'Midnight after you're wasted'  " was "After midnight.  I was wasted".

Now u made me feel bad..... The first thing I looked for online was porn!

Gary is not Chicago.  It's not even in the same state.

 

I think the Gary Chamber of Conference disagrees:

 

http://www.commercialin-sites.com/images/maps/Gary-Chicago%20Airport.jpg

I always assumed colitas was a fragrant desert plant. I guess, in a way, I wasn't far off.

I had to look it up also,,,, I had assumed it was an intestinal disorder?

I think the Gary Chamber of Conference disagrees:

 

http://www.commercialin-sites.com/images/maps/Gary-Chicago%20Airport.jpg

Yeah, they are trying to up their cred by hitching their wagon to the better place