When I play Poker... I sing "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille". "With 4 hungry Children and a crop in the field".

From Natchez to New Orleans, livin' on jacks and queens,

Maverick is a legend of the West.

its not if your high on LSD

I was walking on the beach with my wife.

 

Then the LSD wore off and I was dragging a mannequin.

I don't see the problem.

 

Kenny Rogers. He's that guy that played a hippie in 1968, I think.

I was walking on the beach with my wife.

Then the LSD wore off and I was dragging a mannequin.

Ok... That didn't work

 

How bout...

 

I asked my 90 year Grandma... Have you seen my LSD?

 

Grandma replies... Forget that... Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen.

Kenny Rogers. He's that guy that played a hippie in 1968, I think.

Did he deal with the left or the right?

I was walking on the beach with my wife.

 

Then the LSD wore off and I was dragging a mannequin.

Were you the real-life inspiration for this cinema masterpiece?

 

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Were you the real-life inspiration for this cinema masterpiece?

 

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It's the only way it works... Andrew McCarthy was out of his mind wasted.

Alright... Let's Try... Horse walks into a bar Joke

 

A horse walks into a bar

 

Bartender says... Why the long face?

 

I'm observing this and decide to give up LSD

When I play Poker... I sing "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille". "With 4 hungry Children and a crop in the field".

This is poker lingo for drawing to an inside straight and missing?

This is poker lingo for drawing to an inside straight and missing?

Yeah... They never picked that up. I could still bluff them off hands with that song.

Everybody sing

 

I've had some bad times... LiVed through some sad times... But this time your hurtin' won't heal...

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille

I was walking on the beach with my wife.

 

Then the LSD wore off and I was dragging a mannequin.

We've mostly (males, anyway) all been there. Dragging mannequins, not wives, weirdos.  Ankle or wrist, RB?  Never mind.  Ok, fine, asking which it was makes me labelled weird.  Like I've never survived that before.

 

What defines us as men (as men define us) is how we cope in a way that grants us a new lease on marital life and the continued possession of said life in a way that makes possible for fresh relationship start in exchange for keeping a dented 14' Lund that looks like it's been over Niagara and a 15 HP Evinrude that burns more oil than gas and still hasn't recovered from TV footage of the Kennedy assassination.

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It's the only way it works... Andrew McCarthy was out of his mind wasted.

It is kind of sad to think that much of his award winning acting was done under the influence.  It is a shame that so many great artists have substance abuse problems,  I suppose that contributed to much of the depth and subtext he brought to his iconic performances.

We've mostly (males, anyway) all been there. Mannequins, not dragging wives, weirdos.  Ankle or wrist, RB?  Never mind.

 

What defines us as men (as men define us) is how we cope in a way that grants us a new lease on marital life and the continued possession of said life in a way that makes possible a fresh relationship start in exchange for keeping a dented 14' Lund that looks like it's been over Niagara and a 15 HP Evinrude that burns more oil than gas and still hasn't recovered from TV footage of the Kennedy assassination.

Amen

It is kind of sad to think that much of his award winning acting was done under the influence.  It is a shame that so many great artists have substance abuse problems,  I suppose that contributed to much of the depth and subtext he brought to his iconic performances.

Yeah... Andrew and Carrot Top!!!

Fortunately substance abuse on TD is virtually unheard of!

Amen

Didn't even have my hands folded or my eyes closed.  My religion long ago privatized confession.  Personal word of amends of ok?

Yeah... Andrew and Carrot Top!!!

Two good choices when they finally make the much anticipated  The Denny Hocking Story: Broken Hand, Fractured Dreams

Two good choices when they finally make the much anticipated  The Denny Hocking Story: Broken Hand, Fractured Dreams

Or the sequel! Fractured hand, broken dreams

Or the sequel! Fractured hand, broken dreams

Part III will be a classic tragic ending to the heroic figure:

 

Hocking III: Shattered Hope, the Twins Daily Years.

Earlier in the game... I said "this game is moving along"

 

That stopped

Or the sequel! Fractured hand, broken dreams

Oh the TDeity!?!

 

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Earlier in the game... I said "this game is moving along"

 

That stopped

You lack the objective culpability of what we're seeing, and we lack the collective energy to offer a rebuke, so you're just minutes from washing your hands of your role in the dreadfully boring Bears/Jets game.

Part III will be a classic tragic ending to the heroic figure:

 

Hocking III: Shattered Hope, the Twins Daily Years.

You have to quit with the trilogy tho.... kind of like " the man with no name" series.

I hate to mention the ball game on here, it seems to ruin the flow of the conversation... But is tonight number 90

Pretty awful bench to PH for Gardy's last chance to prevent another 90-loss season that would get any other manager with his background fired.

I hate to mention the ball game on here, it seems to ruin the flow of the conversation... But is tonight number 90

Loss number 90 -- I extend my heartfelt congratulations to Gardy and the organization for this achievemen---- oh wait, is this the snark thread?

Loss number 90 -- I extend my heartfelt congratulations to Gardy and the organization for this achievemen---- oh wait, is this the snark thread?

Nicely wrtitten.  Can you be here tomorrow night?  If we ask nicely?

So if they keep Gardy, the Twins will be the only team that did not fire a 4 for -90 manager except for Connie Mack, who was the owner also? I used to own a business. I was terrible at running it. But whenever I wanted to fire myself, I could not find any one as capable as myself of running it.

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