All right, Mauer. Tying run on, lead run at the plate, put one in orbit. Or more likely, take a walk so Vargas can fan.

That's easy

 

"Play The Field Nude Girls"

 

C'mon... You gotta make this harder.

 

Pinto Talks Funny Near Gardenhire?

Gotta ask, Chief, is your part of the state under the gun for a deluge?

We were under full scale hell and damnation watch for like three days.  Literally, schools cancelled and everything.

 

As of this moment, which is right in the middle of what was forcast to be the worst of it, we've gotten about a quarter inch of drizzle off and on over the past 24 hours.  Right now the sun is breaking through.

 

pffft.

Sconnie and I have been camp counselors there for four years now. We call it Camp Too Late, for short.

We had a lot of young kids come up this summer but other than this guy Danny, Eddie, and a kid we call "little Kenny", we didn't give any of the kids any playing time........

bingo!

, and a kid we call "little Kenny".

OMG, is he still alive?  Picture him being eaten by a bear... in his bunk.

Make it look easy, Eduardo.

Make it look easy, Eduardo.

Apparently it's ok to sit on your @ss for a half hour every day in spring training, as long as you practice throwing to first from that position.

Three up three down. How'd that happen?

We were under full scale hell and damnation watch for like three days.  Literally, schools cancelled and everything.

 

As of this moment, which is right in the middle of what was forcast to be the worst of it, we've gotten about a quarter inch of drizzle off and on over the past 24 hours.  Right now the sun is breaking through.

 

pffft.

Have you gone to any AFL games? If so, which stadium experience would you recommend?

Pinto didn't get a start against the White Sox.  Fryer did, though.

 

BTW...where are you watching the game?

 

That's Right... He was DH on Sunday.

 

I am watching the game at my house... Under neath the kitchen sink.

That's more exciting than mine, which is that Gardenhire was driving a certain model of Ford from his home town on OK back to UT Austin, it died right in front of a biker bar in a small Texas town, and it all went reeeally downhill from there...

My theory, which is still a work in progress, I admit, as that it all boils down to the difficulty of turning "Josmil" into something which ends in "-see."

not that you asked, but.... I'm in the, "it's too late to salvage a good team this year, but if the Twins play rookies for the duration of 2014 they'll be better in 2015" camp

 

Bingo

Three up three down. How'd that happen?

Ground out, strike out, ground out, i think.

Pinto Talks Funny Near Gardenhire?

Poon Tang For Nice Guys.

 

Feel free to delete after you have snickered.

Three up three down. How'd that happen?

Well, for one thing, he didn't have to face the 3-4-5 hitters.

Have you gone to any AFL games? If so, which stadium experience would you recommend?

He was probably at the first Broncos/Chargers game.

My theory, which is still a work in progress, I admit, as that it all boils down to the difficulty of turning "Josmil" into something which ends in "-see."

Long odds,. but maybe the new manager will have a thing for nicknames based on Lord of the Rings,  and next year we'll see 100 games caught and 500 AB's from ' Josmeagol'.

My theory, which is still a work in progress, I admit, as that it all boils down to the difficulty of turning "Josmil" into something which ends in "-see."

Hosie. No excuses.

Have you gone to any AFL games? If so, which stadium experience would you recommend?

Made it up there last year for a couple.  All the stadiums are in the Phoenix metro area, and all of them are really nice, they use spring training stadiums and they're all mostly pretty new.

 

I plan on taking in 3 games Oct 9-11, in case anyone's thinking of attending...you might want to avoid those dates.     Of course, Ashburyjohn will be there as well, so you might want to put up with me being there in order to get the benefit of John's witty banter.  Or is it banty witter?  

 

Whatever.

He was probably at the first Broncos/Chargers game.

Good one.

 

I'm actually living in Tucson, so I think I'll go up to Phoenix for an AFL game.

Poon Tang For Nice Guys.

 

Feel free to delete after you have snickered.

Well, referencing the city that was the site of one of the most infamous battles of the Tet Offensive was a bit political, but it was funny and we know you meant no offense...

Made it up there last year for a couple.  All the stadiums are in the Phoenix metro area, and all of them are really nice, they use spring training stadiums and they're all mostly pretty new.

 

I plan on taking in 3 games Oct 9-11, in case anyone's thinking of attending...you might want to avoid those dates.     Of course, Ashburyjohn will be there as well, so you might want to put up with me being there in order to get the benefit of John's witty banter.  Or is it banty witter?  

 

Whatever.

Thanks.

OMG, is he still alive?  Picture him being eaten by a bear... in his bunk.

lots of things happen to Kenny... We don't have to get into it here.

Well, referencing the city that was the site of one of the most infamous battles of the Tet Offensive was a bit political, but it was funny and we know you meant no offense...

Ah...the "nice guy offensive."  I remember it well.  

Ah...the "nice guy offensive."  I remember it well.  

Lucky for you that you're USAFChief instead of a NavyChief whose last words were "A spear".

Lucky for you that you're USAFChief instead of a NavyChief.

Concur.

75 pitches with nobody out in the fourth, not a great night for the Price being right.

 

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Hmmm, Chattanooga for AA huh?

Hmmm, Chattanooga for AA huh?

Yeah... What happened... Who is moving to NB?

Hmmm, Chattanooga for AA huh?

Go Hillbillies!