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Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 9/15 @ 7:10pm CT

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So what inning does the rally commence?

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    I don't know RB - you might be selling the Twins short on this one. I took a glimpse into the future, and this is what I witnessed:

  • We evolved from a very specific family of monkeys which no longer exists:   http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/california/01301-Flying-Monkey-Adult-Costume-large.jpg

  • Strange, because he is usually so subtle and nuanced.

Ok... How Many Clouds have to go away to transfer from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

I predict the Twins win this one, BIG. BIG comeback. big comeback.

You sound like you're trying to convince yourself that is going to happen...

Ok... How bit this one?

 

If humans evolved from Monkeys... How come we still have monkeys?

We evolved from a very specific family of monkeys which no longer exists:

 

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/california/01301-Flying-Monkey-Adult-Costume-large.jpg

Ok... How Many Clouds have to go away to transfer from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

Ummmmmmmmm, 8?

Ok... How Many Clouds have to go away to transfer from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

it's the same number of clouds, it's the density of the clouds that is the difference

So what inning does the rally commence?

I'm going to go with the inning after Scherzer leaves

Ok... How Many Clouds have to go away to transfer from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

Approximately 178 in a 5 mile radius.

Have to agree with Dick for once, Parmelee did not take a good route there.

Gold Glove right fielder!

I think his glove is made of gold, and he got the concept wrong.

The Pony... The Hat or the Feather... Which one is called macaroni?

I'm sick of The Twins yearly September Swoon:

 

Swoon: "to become unconscious," probably from a lost Old English verb *swogan (as in Old English aswogan "to choke"), of uncertain origin. Compare Low German swogen "to sigh."

 

Choke, and then sigh.

Edited by ScrapTheNickname

Ok... How Many Clouds have to go away to transfer from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

The same number as the number of hits or perhaps runs that the Twins deliver to drive triumphantly Scherzer out of the game.  (I am assuming we will get this answer shortly).

The Pony... The Hat or the Feather... Which one is called macaroni?

I believe it is feather. But realistically it could be The Pony or the Hat. It depends on the effect the ether has on Yankee Doodle on that given day.

Edited by Bark's Lounge

Nice toss Parmelee.

The pitchers are certainly affording the defense the opportunity to make some nice double plays tonight.

Looking at the standings, and seeing other teams on winning streaks, it made me wonder: Why can't the Twins go on a two- or three-week tears? Other teams do it all the time. Heck, even Houston and San Diego are playing well. Failing that, I really thought we wouldn't fade like the last three years. And then we did.

 

But for reasons I can't put my finger on, I'm really optimistic. And it would be a blast to give the Tigers a good series. They'll be tight. We shouldn't be.

 

That is all.

But the twins have gone on 2-3 weeks "tears" for 4 years now! Now that I think of it, it's really a 3-4 year tear!

Arcia's probably going to end up leading the team in HRs.

Arcia's probably going to end up leading the team in HRs.

If Dozier is gonna let him... He might as well take it.

Arcia's probably going to end up leading the team in HRs.

I hope so.  4 more in the next two weeks would be nice.

I hope so.  4 more in the next two weeks would be nice.

Can he do it with guys on base please?

Ok... How Many Clouds have to go away to transfer from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

51%

We evolved from a very specific family of monkeys which no longer exists:

 

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/california/01301-Flying-Monkey-Adult-Costume-large.jpg

I am glad this is not a west coast game, I would never sleep after seeing that at midnight!

I'm sick of The Twins yearly September Swoon:

 

Swoon: "to become unconscious," probably from a lost Old English verb *swogan (as in Old English aswogan "to choke"), of uncertain origin. Compare Low German swogen "to sigh."

 

Choke, and then sigh.

If people on here are going to start writing intelligent stuff I am not logging on anymore! Twins Daily was not designed for intellectual discourse!

Can he do it with guys on base please?

How about now?  Would that work?

Can he do it with guys on base please?

Yes, yes he can.

The Pony... The Hat or the Feather... Which one is called macaroni?

don't be so naive, "a feather in his hat"? It's obviously a double entendre. You've never wondered why it's called canoodling? It sure doesn't happen while fishing...

How about now?  Would that work?

Or go down looking.  :banghead:

Ok... How bit this one?

 

If humans evolved from Monkeys... How come we still have monkeys?

 

Oh, second try (at answering it)

 

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