Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Twins Daily

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Game Thread: Twins v Pale Hose, 9/2 @ 7:10pm CT

Featured Replies

He could answer your question, but wouldn't understand what he told you.

I was right with ya until Flowers put one in the Flowers

  • Replies 230
  • Views 9.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Sounds good to me.

  • Carnac: "Well Dick." Ed: Go on.  You have some game analysis for us tonight? Carnac: Well Dick.  The all-seeing eye has penetrated the envelope and informed me of the contents. Ed: Oh, we're doing tha

  • Yesterday, baseball was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh, I believe in yesterday   Why control had to go I don't know it wouldn't say Zuke called for something wrong, now

*desk flip image*

 

 

 

Meh, can't muster the energy to look it up.

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

Nope Bark... Won't do it. We are instead going to make you official TD Head Cheerleader.

 

We reward effort on this site and you gotta a good soul and the effort was honest.

 

Now go find a cute dress for your avatar and keep keeping on.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.

Must have had Thai food... Couldn't make it to the outhouse.

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

Well Dick.  We had our chance.  No telling what happens if you break the tie in the 7th or 8th.  But Suzuki needed to get a hit in the 9th for a certain win, and didn't.

I understand why Jim Thome killed us.  I understand why Frank Thomas killed us.  But why does Tyler Stinkin' Flowers have to kill us???

has anyone seen tyler flowers and johnny bench in the same room together?

 

i thought not....

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.

Oliveros wasn't having much fun either.  He was staining his pants.

Nope Bark... Won't do it. We are instead going to make you official TD Head Cheerleader.

 

We reward effort on this site and you gotta a good soul and the effort was honest.

 

Now go find a cute dress for your avatar and keep keeping on.

I was always hoping for someone to free me to do that. I love to play Barbie. If it is a dress you want - a dress it what you will have! :)

Well dick, I hear a large woman singing

 

Well Bert, she actually started singing in about mid May, but you were on your 3 week golf vacation in Florida

 

Well dick that explains it, they don't have fat women in Florida!

Good Night... My pillow just shouted at me.

they don't have fat women in Florida!

And another entry in the Things Never Ever Said Before On The Internet Until It Was Said Here On Twins Daily file!

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.

Nothing funny about that.  No need to defend.

 

But that still doesn't explain what you were 'staining' your 'deck' whi.

Edited by LaBombo

Nothing funny about that.  No need to defend.

 

But that still doesn't explain what you were 'staining' your 'deck' whi.

It's 'top secret'.  I could 'tell' you, but then I'd have to 'kill' you.

I could 'tell' you, but then I'd have to 'kill' you.

Fair enough, Kelly...

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.