Daumn Gooud four au Canadiaun!!!

Fixed, in honour of Labour Day.

I was a lawyer but I lost my briefs.

On a selfish note, I have Gausman and Hughes on the same team in one of my leagues so they can just keep doing what they're doing.

Oh. 

 

I couldn't cut the mustard as a condiment salesman.

 

That set me behind, and i couldn't catch up.

 

Just as well.  I didn't really relish it.

I wanted to be an optometrist but I just couldn't see it.

There must be a way to only hear Provus and not Gladden.

You know a call is bad when even Dick thinks an error should have been called.

Back to the game. Gladden was talking up Dozier for a Gold Glove. I think he was better last year.

I was a lawyer but I lost my briefs.

Well, that seems about right for a lawyer.

On a selfish note, I have Gausman and Hughes on the same team in one of my leagues so they can just keep doing what they're doing.

I have Gausman and it's playoff time. A complete game shut out would be OK with me. While deep down... I want the Twins to Win.

 

I'm so conflicted

Well, that seems about right for a lawyer.

I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy.

 

He likes dogs.

We used to do stuff like this in the improv classes I took.

I was a minister of silly walks.

 

Then Joe Mauer got called up.

How come no one is mentioning Dozier's hitting streak? He has an 11-gamer IIRC.

Wow, that Mauer is so unrispy. Take that you Mauer haters!

...Delmon Young...hee hee hee...

Sounds like Delmon was being Delmon out there.

I have Gausman and it's playoff time. A complete game shut out would be OK with me. While deep down... I want the Twins to Win.

 

I'm so conflicted

I think it has been fixed for you...

 

Mauer did something about it, and wound up on third.

Shhhhh....

 

(the Twins have a lead).

 

Keep it quiet.

Mauer with a triple!!!

 

It took Delmon Young to get one.

 

Did anyone notice how he coasted around 1st until he noticed it was Delmon out there.

 

Joe could go for the extra base more... Not just when facing Delmon Young.

Mauer has one more triple than Dozier. Thanks Delmon!

If I can correctly interpret what Gladden was trying to say just there, Mauer is only one double behind Rod Carew on the all-time team doubles list.  That's pretty high ground.

Oh, is it surprising that folk who can really barrel it up wind up Cooperstown?

I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy.

 

He likes dogs.

You are correct on both counts.  Too bad that I have no more likes to give today.

Bremer is right. No way should all three runs be earned.

We used to do stuff like this in the improv classes I took.

I did an improv class one semester. The other people in the class were not very good and every scenerio ended up in a fake argument. Every single one... The teacher had to keep telling people... We don't have to get into an argument in every scenerio but it didn't help,

 

You're a Doctor and you are delivering a baby at the Supermarket. You are the mother and you are the guy stocking produce. GO!!!

 

Mother: Oh My God!!! My water Broke

Produce Guy: I'm not cleaning that up

Mother: Well get me a mop... It's not like I have anything better to do... How about... I throw this jar of Tomato Sauce... Will you clean that up?

Produce Guy: Drop that jar of Tomato sauce lady and I'll throw this cabbage at you.

Doctor: Hello I'm a doctor... Can I be of assistance?

Produce Guy: Yeah... Here's a Mop

I did an improv class one semester. The other people in the class were not very good and every scenerio ended up in a fake argument. Every single one... The teacher had to keep telling people... We don't have to get into an argument in every scenerio but it didn't help,

You're a Doctor and you are delivering a baby at the Supermarket. You are the mother and you are the guy stocking produce. GO!!!

Mother: Oh My God!!! My water Broke

Produce Guy: I'm not cleaning that up

Mother: Well get me a mop... It's not like I have anything better to do... How about... I throw this jar of Tomato Sauce... Will you clean that up?

Produce Guy: Drop that jar of Tomato sauce lady and I'll throw this cabbage at you.

Doctor: Hello I'm a doctor... Can I be of assistance?

Produce Guy: Yeah... Here's a Mop

I can't help myself but that broke so many rules of improv. I eventually stopped paying for classes. I never wanted to perform and then I thought why am I paying all this money to go to a class twice a week to sit around and act goofy and laugh. I can do that for free.

Ah, improv...

 

Well, ****. And all unearned, too, tyvm Mr. Plouffe.

@#$%!!!