I thought the idea was a Carnac routine was supposed to make Glunn feel better.

What did Henry Ford Have?

Carnac: "Deferred gratification".

Ed: Deferred gratification.

Carnac: Difficult to get anything past you, my friend.

Ed: You are too kind.

Carnac: Yes, actually I am.

Ed: <pauses> Thank you, your Magnificence. I think.

Carnac: If you call that thinking.

Ed: Perhaps you should open the envelope.

Carnac: What does an animal skinner get from his job?

What does an animal skinner get from his job?

Thanks, ash.  That was better than Sominex.

FTFY.

What does an animal skinner get from his job?

Oh Fur... I got it... That was good... I was slow

Time for an Arcia bomb. 

What did Henry Ford Have?

A Knack for Cars!!!

 

It takes me while but when I start rolling... Get out of my way.

I do love Arcia's enthusiasm.

Time for an Arcia bomb. 

Nice call, and nice baserunning by Arcia.

A Knack for Cars!!!

 

It takes me while but when I start rolling... Get out of my way.

You are on fire today.  And tomorrow you will play vending machine roulette, and hopefully not get sticky.

Time for an Arcia bomb. 

Close.

 

Neither Stringer nor I had this one in our possible scenarios.

 

_{^{/ and the chickens haven't hatched yet, either}}

Nice to have Mr. RBI on the bench.

A car knack?

Yeah... That's on me.

 

I had concussions and no chance to heal as a kid.

You are on fire today.  And tomorrow you will play vending machine roulette, and hopefully not get sticky.

I'll take the sticky... I just don't want to pay 60 cents for an empty can.

 

Someone at work is going to get the empty can... It's only a matter of time.

Nunez!!!

Nunez needs to play more.

Nice to have Mr. RBI on the bench.

Nope...Nunez played the whole game.

Who is this team?!

Schafer!

I'll take the sticky... I just don't want to pay 60 cents for an empty can.

 

Someone at work is going to get the empty can... It's only a matter of time.

Be an optimist.  Maybe that can will be half full.

Ok, this one's over.  Perk never blows a lead.

 

Thanks all, I'm out...got a football game to watch yet tonight.  

I'll take the sticky...

That's what sh-<mmphmphhmmmmphhh>

Ok, this one's over.  Perk never blows a lead.

 

Thanks all, I'm out...got a football game to watch yet tonight.  

You won't like it... oops!

 

_{^{/ didn't actually look, of course}}

Nunez needs to play more.

And Dozier should get more days off.  Maybe Gardy could come up with a strategy based on that.

Be an optimist.  Maybe that can will be half full.

I agree...be an optimist.  Maybe the sticky stuff isn't dried soda.

Be an optimist.  Maybe that can will be half full.

That made me laugh... Woke up my wife.

Several Twins string together some hits and they get a couple of runs? 

 

 

You still scoff?

I must admit, Jordan Schafer is playing out of his mind compared to how he played with the Braves. If he keeps playing well, I think the 4th OF spot is his in 2015.

That double is gonna look lonely on the Dozier spray chart.

I am sure that Yost will be criticized for using Chen, but you do have to use everybody. And I wouldn't rule out the Royals yet. Dozier doubles, now I do.

According to the Royals' announcers, the Twins will land in Baltimore after 4:30 a.m.  I wish that I knew a bookie so I could bet on tomorrow's game.