Dave may enjoy this:

 

What do Matt Garza and Mark DeRosa have in common?

They both secretly post comments on this website?

They both love Mark DeRosa?

The answer is that both were at one time traded for a package of players that included Chris Archer.

Rats, I was going to guess a sordid VodkaDave fantasy.

Rats, I was going to guess a sordid VodkaDave fantasy.

 

He's who I thought of when I was reviewing Archer's B-Ref page and noted the combination of trades and Dave's love for both players (albeit an unhealthy sort of obsession with DeRosa).

He's who I thought of when I was reviewing Archer's B-Ref page and noted the combination of trades and Dave's love for both players (albeit an unhealthy sort of obsession with DeRosa).

I'm not sure it's Mr. DeRosa, though.

I'm not sure it's Mr. DeRosa, though.

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May I suggest visiting your favorite search engine and query for Mrs. DeRosa.

May I suggest visiting your favorite search engine and query for Mrs. DeRosa.

 

Dave's obsession was with Mr. DeRosa for sure.  I'm quite aware as a Braves fan of her, though.  With he and Javy Lopez on the roster, the Braves could make the argument of having the two most attractive baseball wives in the game at that time.