Let's beat this Ray like the rented mule he is.

Escohomer

Sano, Vargas, Arcia.

The days of fear to come.

I forgot about Escobar.

Everyone have an Esco-bar filled with nuts and nougety chocolate on the house.

And why is Schaefer starting?

 

Dang, another hit.

 

I'll shut up now.

Everyone have an Esco-bar filled with nuts and nougety chocolate on the house.

I'm getting a doughnut instead.

You can't hit homers at Target Field.

I forgot about Escobar.

And Santana.

Pretty sure I saw this show on Tuesday. Hope it ain't a rerun.

Is ChiTown designated to herd the drinking crew?

Hell no!

Anybody else notice Danny Santana whips his bat through the zone really fast?

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Anybody else notice Danny Santana whips his bat through the zone really fast?

Now whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To whip it

Whip it good

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I don't understand Ausmus' pitching changes ?  They may have rested pitchers, but there is a double header tomorrow.  and following a left handed starter with 2 left handed relievers ??  whats up with that ?

They just want to wear out their bullpen for the weekend

I don't understand Ausmus' pitching changes ?  They may have rested pitchers, but there is a double header tomorrow.  and following a left handed starter with 2 left handed relievers ??  whats up with that ?

 

Yeah, agreed- I didn't get that move at all.

 

I was worried Millone was going to try and live on the outside corner all night, but he's changing location fairly well.  Coming inside a little wouldn't hurt, though.

A center fielder catches that.

If Schaffer* were in center, and Santana at short, nothing would have happened. I wouldn't have typed the sentence I just typed. I wouldn't have typed the one I just finished. My whole world would be different.

 

*I don't want to learn how to spell his name because that would mean I believe he exists.

It's all just a fig newton of your imaginations.

If Schaffer* were in center, and Santana at short, nothing would have happened. I wouldn't have typed the sentence I just typed. I wouldn't have typed the one I just finished. My whole world would be different.

 

*I don't want to learn how to spell his name because that would mean I believe he exists.

 

If he doesn't exist and he is playing center, does that mean the ball would have not been caught?

It's all just a fig newton of your imaginations.

 

Great. Now I want a snack. Thanks.

 

BTW, Pluto.

Can we say whatever we want with  the  mod squad at the game?

You can always say whatever you want, you just might regret it

OK, that's two errors from our shortstop and two balls our centerfielder at least could have caught.  I was hoping for at least 9 runs in the second inning.

 

Come on, Milone, move somebody's feet a little bit.

Well, it's really three errors now, though they might rule it a hit.

 

He laid back on that- he let it take a bad hop.

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Brian takes away an out from Arcia. WTG.

It's like Correia never left.

Brian takes away an out from Arcia. WTG.

Yep. He has been evicted from ModCon14. :$(&:)/);$/$;>|>{^€

Wow. So glad another team is pecking back from a 5 run deficit.