Use mayonnaise as the dressing and sprinkle in some bacon bits, and you basically have a BLT if you include croutons.

That's what I'm saying... I just had a salad sandwich. Cuz of the croutons.

 

Bacon Bits... Was neglected... Now I'm disappointed.

Nolasco has an ERA of 0.00 in innings that the opponent doesn't score in.....true story

Burns: "You!  Strawberry!  Hit a home run!".

 

Strawberry hits a homer.

 

Burns:  "I told him to that!"

 

Smithers:  "Brilliant strategy, sir."

 

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Nolasco has an ERA of 0.00 in innings that the opponent doesn't score in.....true story

What advanced stat did Dick Bremer use in his broadcast?

 

idiotic things Bremer sayd for 600, Alex.

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That's what I'm saying... I just had a salad sandwich. Cuz of the croutons.

 

Bacon Bits... Was neglected... Now I'm disappointed.

That's kind of like when you're completely full at OC Buffet and starting to think about laying down on the floor with your sweat pants untied, and somebody at your table shows up with the most tempting dessert ever, which you missed but now will make the whole experience seem like a mistake.

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Big K for burton

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Sensing a Jim Abbott joke coming on...

That's kind of like when you're completely full at OC Buffet and starting to think about laying down on the floor with your sweat pants untied

When asked about the roots of his divorce, Mr. Bombo replied, "it's a complete mystery to me."

Sensing a Jim Abbott joke coming on...

That's kind of like when you're completely full at OC Buffet and starting to think about laying down on the floor with your sweat pants untied, and somebody at your table shows up with the most tempting dessert ever, which you missed but now will make the whole experience seem like a mistake.

They call this the Carlos Silva/Sidney Ponson experience.

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My parents basically cured me of the want of soda for life by buying only generic Holiday gas station stuff.

Schafer is German for "can't bunt".

That's kind of like when you're completely full at OC Buffet and starting to think about laying down on the floor with your sweat pants untied, and somebody at your table shows up with the most tempting dessert ever, which you missed but now will make the whole experience seem like a mistake.

I always leave restaurants saying... Damn it... No dessert again.

 

You'd think I'd learn... Save room... Desserts are tasty... Save room...

 

But nope... I always leave restaurants saying... Damn it... No dessert again

Sensing a Jim Abbott joke coming on...

I had the opportunity to shake hand with Jim once.

I always leave restaurants saying... Damn it... No dessert again.

 

You'd think I'd learn... Save room... Desserts are tasty... Save room...

 

But nope... I always leave restaurants saying... Damn it... No dessert again

At a Buffet, always eat dessert first, in case a big rock falls from the sky and destroys the restaurant in the next few minutes.  You might survive, but you don't want to be saying "Damn it... No dessert again" again.

They call this the Carlos Silva/Sidney Ponson experience.

Some day soon I'm hoping to see a thread with a discussion of a new reality show whose premier features a biathlon of competitive eating and sumo wrestling (in that order) between Ponson and Livan Hernandez.

Some day soon I'm hoping to see a thread with a discussion of a new reality show whose premier features a biathlon of competitive eating and sumo wrestling (in that order) between Ponson and Livan Hernandez.

Go Pitcherpottamus!

My parents basically cured me of the want of soda for life by buying only generic Holiday gas station stuff.

I grew up on that stuff too. And coincidentally, I don't drink sodas now. I didn't know!

I had the opportunity to shake hand with Jim once.

I see you are one of those "two-handed" shakers.

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Is this what he drinks to unwind after a tough game?

I grew up on that stuff too. And coincidentally, I don't drink sodas now. I didn't know!

One of the childhood gripes my brother always brings up is that not only did Mom buy Big-K cola, but she split the bottle among us 3 kids.

C'mon Kennys. Hit your vargin ass off.

C'mon Kennys. Hit your vargin ass off.

He'd become immediately mis-shapen.

I grew up on that stuff too. And coincidentally, I don't drink sodas now. I didn't know!

The can was ugly, the taste was bad, and it still came in cans that needed an opener even after push tabs replaced pull tabs.  It's almost as if they knew it was bad and were trying to warn people away.

A little worm turning going on

Well now, and there we go.  G'night.

The almost comeback.  Even in yet another year where my investment in wins and losses is pretty low, none of the analogies that spring to mind are likely to meet TD posting standards.

The almost comeback.  Even in yet another year where my investment in wins and losses is pretty low, none of the analogies that spring to mind are likely to meet TD posting standards.

Shuckydurn?