Did you have the barf bag? I warned you.

 

One bag?

 

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I think that NL pitcher in the second should have started, he's pretty good. Someone should have told Matheny.

One bag?

 

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If it's a grocery bag.

Did you have the barf bag? I warned you.

 

it is too bad you are so cynical.

 

I liked the part where he touched the sick bat boy and cured him of leprosy.

Jose didn't jump high enough for that one.

Don't you remember as little kids, making insane catches. Why cant these *******s do it?

it is too bad you are so cynical.

 

I liked the part where he touched the sick bat boy and cured him of leprosy.

 

I can't help it, I'm a Twins fan.

Maybe Matheny should have started Kershaw???

 

He should have started the better and more dominate pitcher. Just like Ferrell should have used Chris Sale after Felix Hernandez. Jon Lester is good but Sale is better.

I don't know. I'm fine with the Jeter sentimentalism. I loved the commercial and the ovations.

Don't you remember as little kids, making insane catches. Why cant these *******s do it?

 

No do overs, to yourself.

Looks like Tulo borrowed some soccer players shoes.

Jeter leading off, time for some rolaids.

 

 

 

Ok I'll stop now......

 

Maybe......

 

 

Depends.............

 

 

Ok

If it's a grocery bag.

 

Was gonna go with Hefty, but that would be exaggerating. Hoping you were thinking plastic instead of paper, but not holding it against you.

Jeter bloop single, legend cemented.

it is too bad you are so cynical.

 

I liked the part where he touched the sick bat boy and cured him of leprosy.

..

 

... despite the jetlag of flying all night to return from a marathon nonstop 72-hour negotiating lasting peace in a troubled region of the world.

 

(Edit: Harold Reynolds re-confirms that Derek Jeter is, in fact, an ambassador!)

 

Again, I'm not one of them, but if Jeter hits for the cycle, this evening will end for a JeterHater on a rooftop in a hail of SWAT bullets.

Edited July 16, 201412 yr by LaBombo

Ok enough now move on he isn't God for Jeters sake.

Ok enough now move on he isn't God for Jeters sake.

 

Or is he?

Ok enough now move on he isn't God for Jeters sake.

 

No, but if there's a downpour rain delay, you might be able to see him retake the field by briefly walking on water...

The Tebow-ization of Derek Jeter

Is it the 7th inning stretch already?

Sorry, my bad I guess everyone was cheering at not having to watch Jeter any longer, that sounds right.

Last I knew Jeter was retiring not dying.

Kind of wish we still had Gomez.

Not me.

Last I knew Jeter was retiring not dying.

 

Even then you would only have to wait three days...

 

Petty of me, but I enjoy seeing Gomez swing hard and miss.

Ooh, Ooh OOH, I totally know this one! Target's marketing agency, you're my corporate soul mate! That commercial soundtrack was an instrumental version of 'Kids in America', recorded by a then-31-year-old British lady by the name of Kim Wilde.

 

Sure, that's a bit like recording an 'I was there' ode to the American Revolution for her, but the important thing is that Minnesota-based Target somehow found out that her song has a strong association for me with an early right of passage, and I will be stocking up on Crest, Tide (or was that Walmart?), and random rugs and linens because of their commitment to demographically popular random music in their advertising.

There's more whining in this thread than the Napa Valley.

Ooh, Ooh OOH, I totally know this one! Target's marketing agency, you're my corporate soul mate! That commercial soundtrack was an instrumental version of 'Kids in America', recorded by a then-31-year-old British lady by the name of Kim Wilde.

 

Sure, that's a bit like recording an 'I was there' ode to the American Revolution for her, but the important thing is that Minnesota-based Target somehow found out that her song has a strong association for me with an early right of passage, and I will be stocking up on Crest, Tide (or was that Walmart?), and random rugs and linens because of their commitment to demographically popular random music in their advertising.

 

It would be fun to talk to you and see your facial expressions when you say this.

There's more whining in this thread than the Napa Valley.

 

That would be "wining ".

Not me.

 

Explain/expand, but no need to defend. Threw in my towel on Gomez about the time they gave up on him, but it had to do with them ending up getting what may have been at the time better value with Hardy. Just wondering, not arguing.

Explain/expand, but no need to defend. Threw in my towel on Gomez about the time they gave up on him, but it had to do with them ending up getting what may have been at the time better value with Hardy. Just wondering, not arguing.

 

I wish we still had Gomez.