Better?

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Good times, good times. Thanks.

Per Dick:

 

Iwakuma has never given up an earned run to the Twins in his career.

 

 

I've heard better news.

 

Was really hoping for a leadoff homer from Dozierzie, but the single is OK with me.

In other news, a 3.2 earthquake two hours ago northeast of Carson City registered as a quick bump here at Tahoe.

 

I hope everyone is okay. I am assuming a 3.2 is a wtf, rather than a WTF!!!!!!!

I hope everyone is okay. I am assuming a 3.2 is a wtf' date=' rather than a WTF!!!!!!![/quote']

 

No reports of damage, though I'm sure the folks closer to Carson City were more alarmed.

Hope this is a good audition for Correia.

Roy already has the lipstick out.

Hope this is a good audition for Correia.

 

Did Dick forget what words are or what?

OK, here's the philosophical conundrum for the ages: if Pedro Florimon stepped up to the plate against Ricky Nolasco, would there be a hit, an out, or rain delay?

 

Oh! I got this one!

 

Them facing each other implies that one of them has left the Twins. Thus self-deprecation gives the victory to the non-Twin.

 

How'd i do?

Fryer is up for his glove, right? right?

I'm sure the folks closer to Carson City were more alarmed.

 

Nobody cares about Cowboys', gamblers' and prostitutes' fears.

Did Dick forget what words are or what?

 

I think Bert sent his language skills along on the road trip.

How'd i do?

 

Probably better than either of the gentlemen I named. Although, Nolasco could still find a cure to what ails him.

Nobody cares about Cowboys'' date=' gamblers' and prostitutes' fears.[/quote']

 

On the contrary. The roundup is always better when the cowboy is crying.

It would be nice if the guys Terry wants to trade could not suck for a couple weeks.

On the contrary. The roundup is always better when the cowboy is crying.

 

That sounds sort of creepy. I'll take my chances with clowns.

It would be nice if the guys Terry wants to trade could not suck for a couple weeks.

 

Wouldn't want to trade them anymore, then.

Wouldn't want to trade them anymore, then.

 

Catch 22 isn't it?

The.... horror.

 

The.... horror.

 

 

http://cpshaw.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/apocalypse-now-brando-the-horror.jpg

Meanwhile, a homer by Zunino doesn't even register on the Uff Da Meter tonight.

I like their chances.

I am surprised Nolasco thought he could pitch through. You would think the the era encroaching on 6 would be a clue. In related news...the MRI turned out fine and Nolasco has been optioned to AA where he will be taught how to throw lefthanded by Aaron hicks battin coach

Take a breath Roy.

I have my doubts about the effectiveness of the "Rally Rhino" or "Comeback Bunny". Some have said to keep throwing them out there' date=' and I will do as such today, but in the days they have been used, the Twins have accumulated zero wins. My faith wanes.

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I like the Comeback Bunny because he is so cute and ineffectual, which matches our team so well.

I like the Comeback Bunny because he is so cute and ineffectual, which matches our team so well.

 

I like the Rhino because he cant pitch, which matches our team so well.

• Jeremy Nygaard ‏@jeremynygaard 8m
  When Nolasco hits the DL, the #mntwins will have $40m on it. They will have just over $50m on the active roster.
   
   
  

I like the Rhino because he cant pitch, which matches our team so well.

 

Considering who we're playing, might an albatross be effective?

Morales really got a hold of that one.

• Jeremy Nygaard ‏@jeremynygaard 8m
  When Nolasco hits the DL, the #mntwins will have $40m on it. They will have just over $50m on the active roster.
  

 

Save it for the Fun With Numbers thread.

Has there been news on Nolasco?