I have been smoking a beef brisket and a pork shoulder since last night.

 

In answer to the question, "what have you been smoking"?

In answer to the question, "what have you been smoking"?

 

I keep throwing out straight lines. Finally one pays off. The fishing is slow today.

Robertson needs to start tipping his pitches. It's awfully hard to hit the curveball when the batter thinks it's a fastball, apparently.

Zuke!!! Now Parm can tie/win this.

Now is the time to pinch run. Arg.

straight lines

 

 

Carnac: What are not worth bothering to try as icebreakers at a gay bar?

Nice gift to the Yankees on the outside corner. Game over.

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Carnac: What are not worth bothering to try as icebreakers at a gay bar?

 

And with that, the Twins go down on a called strike.

I thought Parker said Parms likes pitches down in the zone. Parker is rarely if ever wrong, so I'm confused...

And with that, the Twins go down on a called strike.

 

I felt like I had jinxed Parms the last time or two I mentioned him, so this time I kept quiet on that front. No help.

I felt like I had jinxed Parms the last time or two I mentioned him, so this time I kept quiet on that front. No help.

 

I feel that the blame for this lies elsewhere.

Well, it could have been worse!

 

 

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