Morales runs like a manatee.

 

With a disabilitee....

Center field, left field, first base... what position can this man not play?

 

Edited July 2, 201412 yr by ashburyjohn

With a disabilitee....

 

My wife is yelling down the stairs..."What's so funny"?

No, we haven't seen Brian's poop pic.

 

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/202/7/3/Poop_Joke_by_BrianGriffinFan.jpg

No, we haven't seen Brian's poop pic.

 

That would be an okay one for me to miss. I was listening ... I was pretending to be an artist and doing some 'decorative painting' in the bathroom ... but couldn't watch.

That would be an okay one for me to miss. I was listening ... I was pretending to be an artist and doing some 'decorative painting' in the bathroom ... but couldn't watch.

 

It's none of my business what you do in there.

Francisley Bueno has to be a made up name huh?

I think Dick loosened some plaque on that one.

 

Gibby, I like your post, but for some reason it make me think of grandparents making love.

I was pretending to be an artist and doing some 'decorative painting' in the bathroom ... .

 

Decorative painting in the bathroom - was Brian's poop pic the inspiration?

'decorative painting' in the bathroom

 

Ish.

Gibby' date=' I like your post, but for some reason it make me think of grandparents making love.[/quote']

 

ish

I think that may be the hardest I've laughed in a game thread.

Francisley Bueno has to be a made up name huh?

 

I ran it through Google Translate, and it tells me this is "Good Francisley".

 

/ ran it through baseball-reference.com and he came back as only so-so.

I must have clicked on the wrong station - the game I am listening to has the home team at 10 runs. I need to try to find the Twins game.

Sheesh ... I should know better than to try and insert a bit of culture into the conversation with you lot!

And yay for a double digit score! (Ours, not theirs.)

Gibby' date=' I like your post, but for some reason it make me think of grandparents making love.[/quote']

 

Help is on the way, my good man...

 

I hope the lead is enough so Burton doesn't blow it

Sheesh ... I should know better than to try and insert a bit of culture into the conversation with you lot!

 

Hey, we're not the ones who brought up splattering the walls!

Edited July 2, 201412 yr by ashburyjohn

Hey, we're not the ones talking about splattering the walls!

 

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

I hope the lead is enough so Burton doesn't blow it

 

I've buckled my seat belt. Have you?

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

Everyone is equipped with sharts

I'm thinking about bundling up and going for a walk. WTF? It's July right?

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

 

Mind over matter. You never know what you are capable of.

I've buckled my seat belt. Have you?

Surprisingly, there is a lap belt tucked into the cushions of the ol' lay-z-boy

 

yes

I've buckled my seat belt. Have you?

 

Yeah, but not for the same reason.

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

Pretend you're back playing "Twister" at a jr high jama party.

Yeah, this is definitely the most I've laughed in a game thread.

Yeah, this is definitely the most I've laughed in a game thread.

Me too

Somewhere, in a game thread on a website titled "Royals Daily," there's gotta be some posts bemoaning the Royals' effort tonight, no?

 

I bet they don't have a RB, either.