The Twins' rubber band is not looking strong tonight.

 

I think we're officially sellers at the deadline.

Mauersie!

Fan-sie!

I think we're officially sellers at the deadline.

 

I am not sure if we have much that other teams will want, with the exception of Hughes. Edit: and Perkins.

Dozier needs more days off.

Remember all that 'Dozier should be an All-star' talk? Those were fun times, right?

Remember all that 'Dozier should be an All-star' talk? Those were fun times, right?

 

Those were the days. What year was that, again?

The Twins' rubber band is not looking strong tonight.

 

Me thinks its broken.

Remember all that 'Dozier should be an All-star' talk? Those were fun times, right?

 

Boy the way Glen Miller played

Songs that made the hit parade.

Guys like us we had it made,

Those were the days.

 

And you knew who you were then,

Girls were girls and men were men,

Mister we could use a man

Like Herbert Hoover again.

 

Didn't need no welfare state,

Everybody pulled his weight.

Gee our old LaSalle ran great.

Those were the days.

 

I still have hope.

 

Runs needed < Outs left...

11 game hitting streak for Mauer. I had not noticed.

I am not sure if we have much that other teams will want, with the exception of Hughes. Edit: and Perkins.

I would think Fien would be also

We got one already.

 

http://kickpoint.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/got-one-already.gif

I still have hope.

 

Runs needed < Outs left...

Never do math in public.

http://kickpoint.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/got-one-already.gif

I'm not too keen on this post.

Another night killing the relievers-pretty soon we are going to need a 16 man staff!

Never do math in public.

 

Sorry. Is arithmetic also to riske?

Tying run still in the dugout but we're coming.

Bad when they scored that run so early not much to look forward to now.

Sorry. Is arithmetic also to riske?

I speak from experience.

I'm not too keen on this post.

 

Is there anyone else up there I can talk to?

Sorry. Is arithmetic also to riske?

 

Don't you remember when you used to hide your math book under your bed?

Never do meth in public.

 

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I reminded my kids about this simple rule...

Is there anyone else up there I can talk to?

No.

 

Now go a-way before I am forced to taunt you a second time.

I bet $1000 that the Twins will score 4 runs this inning.

The Royals broadcasters were convinced after Zuke took that foul tip off the forearm he'd be removed from the game.

 

Down 6-1, 7th guy due up in the bottom of the 9th, Zuke's till in there.

No.

 

Now go a-way before I am forced to taunt you a second time.

 

If we're just going to recite the entire script, I'm going to ride away on the horse I came in on:

 

 

http://www.amazon.com/Monty-Python-Action-Figure-Coconuts/dp/B007ILXUPG

Nice inning by Swarzak.

I bet $1000 that the Twins will score 4 runs this inning.

 

You're on.

tornado warning ... now it's getting fun ...