For people who can't decide:

 

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http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.5327459.6364/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

 

Whatever it ends up being... I think we have the power to make it the official creature of the Twins.

Mauer the rally killer.

Not ready to write him off yet, but the absurd notion that he is invulnerable to platoon splits needs to go away.

Whatever it ends up being... I think we have the power to make it the official creature of the Twins.

 

Willingham sort of lumbers around like a rhino.

geeeeez

OK I still like the second inning better than the first, but...

This could be a long night.

Deduno only apparently able to warm up twice in any given day.

 

Dick must be basing this off his past few starts.

I stayed up past my bedtime for THIS?

This game is on pace for more than 400 total pitches.

This could be a long night.

Good...

 

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...or bad?

This game is going to end at 3.

 

Optimist!

It's a little bit Bunny... and a little bit Rhino!

 

This game is on pace for more than 400 total pitches.

 

Bert could throw them all in his day.

Probably a guarantee that this will be a bullpen game.

I stayed up past my bedtime for THIS?

 

But you took a nap, though, right? Right?

 

Please telll me you took a nap.

Probably a guarantee that this will be a bullpen game.

 

A word that begins with bull, yes.

And... the beach balls.

 

as if this game isn't dragging long enough already.

Deduno again auditions for the role he seems destined for.

 

Fingers crossed for him, and Zukesie's... equipment.

Deduno temporarily restoring order to this game.

Phew, thought I was going to have to change my avatar there for a second

Deduno temporarily restoring order to this game.

 

Somebody check the thermostat in hell

I just want to say something important... Everyone listen up.

 

I love Ice Cream... Almost Psycho about it... But Gelatto is like... twice as good.

 

I told you it was important.

At this rate I'll make it thru 5!

I just want to say something important... Everyone listen up.

 

I love Ice Cream... Almost Psycho about it... But Gelatto is like... twice as good.

 

I told you it was important.

 

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And now it's like the 8th inning already. Game suddenly going at the speed of light.

Do you make Mauer bunt here? Yes, I'm serious, don't call me Shirley.

 

"Would you like a sample sir?"

 

"Sure. Let's start with the back row."

Do you make Mauer bunt here? Yes, I'm serious, don't call me Shirley.

 

OK then, "Howeda, ye jest...."

Ugh. Josh.