Three hit day for Mauer! Oh, would this be an excellent time to break out of his slump!

I'm getting tired of Burton's Ron Davis impression.

 

Burton could at least complete the look with the granny glasses:

 

You do when he's already thrown 100 pitches.

 

Yeah, that 101st pitch means auto-DL and dangerous anxiety levels for Gardy

It's ok guys I made it

Am I the only one with the Asian Women seeking love ad at the right of the page?

I've got "top three worst ways to build muscle."

 

Like I need help with that.

Am I the only one with the Asian Women seeking love ad at the right of the page?

 

I got a "Solar City" free quote offer.

I'm Brian!

 

Because when you combine "I am Brian" with ending of Spartucus it can only lead to this:

 

It's ok guys I made it

 

Whew!

Burton could at least complete the look with the granny glasses:

 

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As long as we break out the powder blues again!

I've got "top three worst ways to build muscle."

 

Like I need help with that.

 

What the heck have we been google searching?

Three hit day for Mauer! Oh, would this be an excellent time to break out of his slump!

 

3 hits, on base base 4/5 times and twice those hits came with two strikes. Really hope this gets things going for him, he hit the ball solid all day.

Agreed, but hey it was 6-0. One big swing and this is really close.

 

Yes, with Mr. Burton, I get the feeling a 5-run home run is possible.

Am I the only one with the Asian Women seeking love ad at the right of the page?

 

Not unless she's seeking love at the newly remodeled Kohl's in Maplewood.

What the heck have we been google searching?

My guess - Asian women who build muscle the wrong way.

What did we get Morales for? Pinto can ground into double plays.

Am I the only one with the Asian Women seeking love ad at the right of the page?

 

I find it sexist that they only want to let me chat with Thai ladies .... they could at least let me chat with Thai men.

 

If I want to chat with a Thai lady, I'll go talk with my cousin's wife.

Burton could at least complete the look with the granny glasses:

 

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I had those glasses. Looking back, not being considered cool in junior high really is not that much of a mystery.

Morales hits into a double play with no outs....what a horrible signing! #freepinto

 

Hey, let Casey finish. He can get a cheap save (the tying run was on deck and he only threw one pitch).

 

Gardy agrees!

Crap, now I have to go to Roseville to mow my parents lawn. The front yard is one massive hill, and I get to do it with a tank of a Toro mower with a broken self propel function.

Somebody found some really good super glue for that rubber band!

Crap, now I have to go to Roseville to mow my parents lawn. The front yard is one massive hill, and I get to do it with a tank of a Toro mower with a broken self propel function.

 

Fathers Day gift: new mower! See the mower, be the mower.

Fathers Day gift: new mower! See the mower, be the mower.

 

It is a new mower. Typical piece of crap America spews out these days.

I guess the rubber band is tightening again

Crap, now I have to go to Roseville to mow my parents lawn. The front yard is one massive hill, and I get to do it with a tank of a Toro mower with a broken self propel function.

 

Just let go at the top of the hill and that self propel function will work just fine!

Just let go at the top of the hill and that self propel function will work just fine!

 

And I can do a power slide under the mulberry tree.

What a great all around game for the Twins today! This was the first Twins game I've got to see this year down in Alabama thanks to MLB TV and thoroughly enjoyed it (except for the Burton inning). 6 Twins with at least 2 hits.. big RBI days from Morales and Hammer, Joe finally breaking loose, and a masterpiece from Hughes for 7 innings. Hope Doz will be ok and back Friday after the day off.

It is a new mower. Typical piece of crap America spews out these days.

 

Then you are screwed, my son.

Then you are screwed, my son.

 

Not really. I was going to gift myself with a sixpack for my 53rd b-day, and mowing this yard is what got me on the way.

What a great all around game for the Twins today! This was the first Twins game I've got to see this year down in Alabama thanks to MLB TV and thoroughly enjoyed it (except for the Burton inning). 6 Twins with at least 2 hits.. big RBI days from Morales and Hammer, Joe finally breaking loose, and a masterpiece from Hughes for 7 innings. Hope Doz will be ok and back Friday after the day off.

 

Maybe YOU broke Joe's Hex.