Typical 1st inning dance by Correia ....

 

the problem is that after the 1st go round, the hitters tend to catch up with the dancing.

KC just hung a zero... That's good... Right?

Watching Correa (I don't care know it's spelled, actually) against Toronto, in Toronto, is like watching a Major League Wiffle Ball (MLWB) game. Any second anything can happen, that's bad.

Amen. They could screw up a 2 car parade.

They'd still have Mauer driving the third car?

Racist!

 

Whoops, sorry...I forgot that KC was Portuguese. My bad.

Lots of right and left handed batters in the lineup, and they all hit the crap out of KC...I don't see him getting through the 4th unfortunately. That first hit was a cannon shot!

politically correct version. And correct version.

Watching Happ pitch... Does everyone see what I think I see.

 

Happ really does have nothing. Right?

KC just hung a zero... That's good... Right?

 

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I read that he hurt his back

 

People sometimes hurt their back in jail.

Watching Happ pitch... Does everyone see what I think I see.

 

Happ really does have nothing. Right?

 

Looks very hittable to me, although he is quite tall for a Peruvian.

 

Twins win 10-8?

Is it disloyal for me to say "let's win this one 9-8"?

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LOL... Poor Correia... He could throw a perfect game and still get more negative comments from Twins Fans than positive.

RBI machine batting third again.

 

How's he supposed to drive in runners when some jerk in front of him clears the bases?

Is it disloyal for me to say "let's win this one 9-8"?

 

Ha, you're a pessimist, Stringer...I just called it 10-8!

LOL... Poor Correia... He could throw a perfect game and still get more negative comments from Twins Fans than positive.

 

I'd be willing to see that happen. And would agree to shut up for his next game.

Sore shoulder from catch the other day. Back to TC for evaluation tomorrow (I think).

That explains the health issues with the Twins! TC Bear is in no way qualified as a doctor, or even a veterinarian.

I also forgot my key fob this morning... I usually keep it my pocket. My neighbor thought I was humping my car trying to get in it.

 

Buy it a gallon of hi-test first.

Jack talking Correia up, Bremer throwing him under the bus.

That explains the health issues with the Twins! TC Bear is in no way qualified as a doctor, or even a veterinarian.

 

But he has a nice statue.

That explains the health issues with the Twins! TC Bear is in no way qualified as a doctor, or even a veterinarian.

He can't even talk. Not sure how he diagnoses anything

Jack talking Correia up, Bremer throwing him under the bus.

 

I noticed that in the first inning when Bremer said "right down the middle" on one of those hits.

The amount of ripping Dick and Jack are doing lead me to hope that they've been given the thumbs up that Corriea is pitching for his job tonight.

How's he supposed to drive in runners when some jerk in front of him clears the bases?

I find it odd lineup construction that 50% of the over .300 hitters on the active roster bat 1-4 and 50% bat 8-9. I get the table setter at 9 who becomes a second 1 hitter, but wouldn't you want to get your highest BA guys the most at-bats?

LOL... Poor Correia... He could throw a perfect game

 

Not after the second batter tonight, no.

 

Or if you give him a clean slate at that point, not after the third batter tonight, no.

The amount of ripping Dick and Jack are doing lead me to hope that they've been given the thumbs up that Corriea is pitching for his job tonight.

Are Dick and Jack setting the table?

Trevor May's start in Gwinett tonight is being delayed by rain.

 

That's peculiar...I wasn't aware it rained much in Gwinett in June.

I don't think KC is going to hold the Jays to 8 runs tonight, unless they take him out partway through the third.

The amount of ripping Dick and Jack are doing lead me to hope that they've been given the thumbs up that Corriea is pitching for his job tonight.

 

Hope? Pretty close to a lock. These guys have latitude but are given the party line to communicate.

Nice play by Correia

He can't even talk. Not sure how he diagnoses anything

 

What kind of bear is TC Bear... Black Bears are not allowed into Medical School I believe.