Mauer shoulda grooved a double

Putting baserunners on purposely is dumb.

 

Isn't there something called an intentional walk?

Well, crap. Score one run on that ... from a walk.

Isn't there something called an intentional walk?

 

Yes, and many times it is a poor decision. Throwing at a guy is orders of magnitude worse, though.

Sorry I was distracted for a minute

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Yes, and many times it is a poor decision. Throwing at a guy is orders of magnitude worse, though.

 

Especially with the lead and your starter having a great night...

 

 

One of the most incredible non-Twins-related baseball moments burned into my memory happened after randomly surfing to the ESPN broadcast of Pedro Martinez' perfect game in Montreal just an inning or two before Reggie Sanders became my least favorite player in baseball for a while:

 

Edited June 5, 201412 yr by LaBombo

Knock knock.

Has Dozier reached nine straight times?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I want a Gardy gnome.

 

http://www.twinsdaily.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4706&d=1373074742

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Nice wheels on that Suzuki.

Little old lady who?

Wow! I love yodeling!

Come on Beans!

Nice wheels on that Suzuki.

 

That dude is always doing something positive.

Wow! I love yodeling!

WA Wa

Wow! I love yodeling!

 

Slim Wittman?

Nice wheels on that Suzuki.

 

Too bad MLB regs don't allow for the stadium audio system to crank up the buzz of a two-stroke enduro while he's chugging around bases...

Too bad MLB regs don't allow for the stadium audio system to crank up the buzz of a two-stroke enduro while he's chugging around bases...

 

That would be awesome.

What has two hundreds arms, 8 teeth, and smells really bad?

It's gonna rain... I had to mow.

 

So... So far so good.

Nolasco must have pine tar in his crotch.

Ruh Roh.

 

Edit...had a bad feelin'

Little old lady.

 

RB? Is that you?

Too bad MLB regs don't allow for the stadium audio system to crank up the buzz of a two-stroke enduro while he's chugging around bases...

 

Then if he slides, they could play the sound of a crash.

What has two hundreds arms, 8 teeth, and smells really bad?

Mississippi Valley State?

Wow that sucks

Slim Wittman?

 

Still remember the time he saved Earth when Mars attacked.

 

Also, re: Brewer homer...

 

 

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4043309/mars-attacks-head-explode-2-o.gif

Awright, Ricky, let's dial up the ol' double-play grounder.

 

Gomez has a lot more shoulders than I remember from back when he was with the Twins.

 

--never mind, now that the game is tied let's just get 'em 1-2-3