OPS's in his four full or partially full seasons with the Twins: .817 (age 22), .810 (age 24), .799 (age 25) and .839 (age 26).

 

He was actually pretty good​ when he was here.

He couldn't play defense and heretical metrics were still subject to Twins front office inquisition back then. Just not a good fit.

 

But they broke The Curse and as was already mentioned, we freed up space for Porkchop Lecroy, so it all worked out.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fat-bastard.jpg

I sure hope they teach Oswaldo Arcia to "go the other way", that will certainly take away the sting of letting David Ortiz leave.

Don't let your eyes fool you folks, these are professional ball players.

Pitching to Babe Ruth on steroids. Would be interesting to hear the rationale here....

The coaches finally got the telegram from the advanced stats department, don't throw him strikes.

The coaches finally got the telegram from the advanced stats department, don't throw him strikes.

http://www.pearl-harbor.com/arizona/images/arizona_pearl_harbor.jpg

Goin would have handed it to Gardy sooner, but had to endure yet another joint St. Peter/Antony wedgie first...

Edited May 15, 201412 yr by LaBombo

Swarzak in mop up finally Ks Ortiz

Ortiz' second half of 2002 was every bit what he's done since he left. He was pretty good in 1998 as a rookie when he broke his wrist and then didn't get a chance in 1999 with Mienkiewicz winning the spot. Ortiz went 0 for 20 when he was called up in September that year. Then he was back full time in 2000 as the DH.

256 PAs, .297/.363/.572

 

Definately not worth ~$2M

Thats rather disheartening, I had always given them a pass on Ortiz lol.

The Ortiz-Swarzak matchup was entertaining. Surprised by Swarzak's velo.

Tonight's silver lining: No walks from Correia.

On the bright side, Pinto/Zukesie lineup still hasn't blown up the planet...

Not much to be encouraged about today. Goody, it's Matt Guerrier.

Goody, it's Matt Guerrier.

 

Weird, this isn't a high leverage spot.

Ther might be more posts in this thread than people still here*

 

 

*exaggeration....but stilll, it is emptying

Looks like I didn't miss anything....

I forgot to turn the radio on for my drive home.

Ther might be more posts in this thread than people still here*

 

 

*exaggeration....but stilll, it is emptying

There was 135 people following this thread?

I also slipped off...

 

Anyway, it's the bottom of the order!

 

I still got hope.

Ther might be more posts in this thread than people still here*

 

 

*exaggeration....but stilll, it is emptying

or 135 people at the ballpark?

Hicks' batting average up to .169

Hicks' batting average up to .169

 

Watch out Flordoza line, hes coming.

Last night...Princess Bride and Big Lebowski references. Win.

 

Tonight...no movie references, trail by 6.

 

Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but that's...wait for it...inconcievable.

Last night...Princess Bride and Big Lebowski references. Win.

 

Tonight...no movie references, trail by 6.

 

Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but that's...wait for it...inconcievable.

 

You're out of your element.

It would be nice if Joe would drive the ball a little harder with the bases loaded and the team down by 6... It's painful watching those duck snort, inning ending, double plays.

Edited May 15, 201412 yr by Reider

Dirt: 'Twins might need to conclude at some point what they have in Matt Guerrier'.

 

It's like watching a slasher movie and trying not to talk back to the screen when the vapid blonde (m/f) says 'We're better off if we split up'.

I still got hope.

 

That's the spirit!

 

Last night...Princess Bride and Big Lebowski references. Win.

 

Tonight...no movie references, trail by 6.

 

Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but that's...wait for it...inconcievable.

 

Guilty as charged. Let's talk fee.

That's the spirit!

 

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Late again:http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/5dA3DePirsE/maxresdefault.jpg

Last night...Princess Bride and Big Lebowski references. Win.

 

Tonight...no movie references, trail by 6.

 

Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but that's...wait for it...inconcievable.

 

Almost got up in the middle of last night to complete a reference i'd started...

 

Parmelee - "sure i could have remained in AAA. Could have even been king.

But in my own way, i am king! Hail to the king, baby!"

 

But alas, i was too lazy...

Dirt: 'Twins might need to conclude at some point what they have in Matt Guerrier'.

 

It's like watching a slasher movie and trying not to talk back to the screen when the vapid blonde (m/f) says 'We're better off if we split up'.

"Great idea, Buffy! You go take a shower while I check out the dark, overgrown woods out back."