As much as I have enjoyed the culinary discussion - good to see a hit and some RBIs break up the off-topic conversation a little.

 

Zuk!

 

Yeah, i was paying attention to the game.

 

I still haven't found the fine line between commenting on the action and jinxing...

 

I feel the answer probably has something to do with the 5th amendment.

That's ridiculous, I'd board you without hesitation.

 

aHEM.

I'll switch to the Wild. That will stay on topic.

Ok, you have to stop.

It's really a thing. Google 'Canadian beaver tail pastries'

Its about time... This game was going to take awhile if nobody scored.

 

This is the kind of top-notch game analysis that really makes this board stand out.

Legal Lesson of the Day:

 

If you drink a 12-pack and are too drunk to drive a car to the store for another ....

 

You are also too drunk to drive a lawn mower to the store for another if you have to drive on public streets.

 

Yeah but... If the streets go un-mowed... The town will get unsightly.

I rarely eat fries, but poutine is good. The problem is that it's difficult to find a really good poutine where I live. Mind you I mostly eat at home, so it could be due to lack of effort on my part. The last time I had a good poutine, it was on a beach in Panama a couple of years ago. Someone from Quebec (Montreal?) owns a beach bar / restaurant (I don't recall the name off the top of my head) and it was pretty good.

I'll switch to the Wild. That will stay on topic.

Ooou has the Hawks-Wild game started yet?

Cept the one in Amsterdam. It has a casino.

 

Come visit our airport in Reno, then. Just like Amsterdam except no wooden shoes.

Here's my legal lesson of the day.

 

If you steal something... Selling it back to the person you stole it from is risky.

Yeah but... If the streets go un-mowed... The town will get unsightly.

 

Unsightly town vs. DUI

 

Hmmm.... tough choice

 

 

But the Einstein who thought he could do this in Sioux City will have an expensive lesson.

Actually, if you add tomatoes, reduced it for a while and pureed it. It would be ketchup.

 

You forgot to mention the high fructose corn syrup.

If you have steak and fries, is it okay to use A-1 on the steak and ketchup on the fries?

 

Has anybody tried A-1 on fries???

 

Hmmmm..... may have do some research myself.

 

Everything people put on steak I love on fries.

Hughes ERA < 4.

 

And I love beaver tails. And Scotch eggs.

Unsightly town vs. DUI

 

Hmmm.... tough choice

 

 

But the Einstein who thought he could do this in Sioux City will have an expensive lesson.

 

DUI's are never good... Too much at risk. That's the problem with alcohol... Judgement goes out the window.

 

Every time I've been naked in public... Alcohol was involved.

Some of the Twins starting pitchers finally starting to come into their own....

 

 

Now if the offense can find a road map on a regular basis, they could be interesting to watch for awhile.

Love the reference

 

Come for the references, stay for the implications of wrongdoing.

 

/ baseless, I meant to say, baseless implications

Ooou has the Hawks-Wild game started yet?

 

If I remember correctly, your name is not short for Chisago Lakes Town Twins Fan is it?

Here's my legal lesson of the day.

 

If you steal something... Selling it back to the person you stole it from is risky.

 

And if it's prized lingerie that you stole, it could also be risque.

How has Santana looked out in the field tonight?

 

oh great, the guy sitting next to me has already removed his shoes.

If I remember correctly, your name is not short for Chisago Lakes Town Twins Fan is it?

No. There is only one ChiTown in this country.

And if it's prized lingerie that you stole, it could also be risque.

 

What else would you steal?

ChiTown took her double entendre pills before she left for the airport.

 

She should take another dose. I want to see a quadruple.

How has Santana looked out in the field tonight?

 

oh great, the guy sitting next to me has already removed his shoes.

 

In first class? You must be flying on Fred's airline.

She should take another dose. I want to see a quadruple.

I guess if I said I want my warm nuts I saw being prepared in the galley, would that qualify?

Legal Lesson of the Day:

 

If you drink a 12-pack and are too drunk to drive a car to the store for another ....

 

You are also too drunk to drive a lawn mower to the store for another if you have to drive on public streets.

 

Shame you had to learn the hard way.

I guess if I said I want my warm nuts I saw being prepared in the galley, would that qualify?

 

Thats a triple!!!

What else would you steal?

I guess I walked into that one. For the record, I've never stolen any lingerie.

Edited May 10, 201412 yr by Reider

Holy Crap the Wild are flying around. 1-0 Minny.

It's really a thing. Google 'Canadian beaver tail pastries'

 

I'm sure he's aware. But pregnant pauses are also a thing.

 

/ yes I said pregnant - run with it