I wonder if he'll go in with a twins hat on?

Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

 

Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.

 

snicker...okay it's my turn to call him again.

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

 

Jeez

 

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

 

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

I lucked out. I left the U of M, three years into a degree, to go school in RI. I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and support my ass for 4 years. I also asked if she minded much if we put the ring and honeymoon money in the bank for a house. She was all in. When I got out of school, she went to gas passing school, and we managed to make it 28 years without divorcing, killing, or cheating on each other.

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

 

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

 

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

 

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

 

I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.

 

 

Fuld is awesome.

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

 

And then there's my contributions.

That fuld is a quick little f*ld. Like really small tho.

Baseball-wise, for those following at 35,000 feet.

 

We go to the tenth inning, scoreless.

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

 

http://gabrielutasi.com/comic/copyright/gabrielutasi/2007/09/090307ten_foot_pole.gif

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

 

And the usual inanely fascinating material..

I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.

 

 

Fuld is awesome.

 

...and it's not because of my massive F*ld.

Separate question for the internet medical experts, but how long do you have to stay awake after suffering a potential concussion?

Baseball-wise, for those following at 35,000 feet.

 

We go to the tenth inning, scoreless.

 

Here's where we light it up

And the usual inanely fascinating material..

I strive for the fascinatingly material inanities.

Wtf was that? What the fuld?

Florimon who?

 

We already got two better alternatives on the roster.

Escobar!

 

It is no longer tied...

See... Gardy is a Genius!!! If Escobar starts at SS... He's not in position to do that in the 10th...

 

wait a Sec... Ok... I was wrong.

Florimon just started packing his things for toronto

K, Perk, close this mother out.

K, Perk, close this mother out.

 

How about we score another 6 runs?

 

 

Then Perk can just, "get some work in" instead.

I've been watching this game closely since the beginning. I go to the kitchen for one minute and I miss Escobar's home run.

Separate question for the internet medical experts, but how long do you have to stay awake after suffering a potential concussion?

 

24 hours and your wife has to shine a light in your eyes every 28 minutes.

Wtf was that? What the fuld?

 

When a batted ball carries beyond the outfield fence on the fly, it's considered a home run.

Here's where we light it up

 

Good Call

24 hours and your wife has to shine a light in your eyes every 28 minutes.

 

She's in Dallas... no chance of that... I'm home alone.

Separate question for the internet medical experts, but how long do you have to stay awake after suffering a potential concussion?

 

You don't have to stay awake after a concussion. It used to be the normal practice, but not anymore.