Yeah Omaha has the steaks, and all the girls in Rio have their asses hanging out.

I have spent 5 solid minutes trying to come up with a snappy response, and I still got nothin'.

An 11 pitch inning from Hughes-zie.

 

Nice.

I have spent 5 solid minutes trying to come up with a snappy response, and I still got nothin'.

 

I don't know....something like, One man's meat is another mans...um no, there is no snappy response to that.

Yeah Omaha has the steaks, and all the girls in Rio have their asses hanging out.

The men, too.

And I say that as one who has been to Rio.

The men, too.

 

As amazing as mine is, I doubt my wife will let me flaunt it.

The men, too.

Ish.

Ish.

 

heh. All a matter of perspective

Nope, no perspective allowed, ish.

Carnac: Rio.

 

Ed: Rio.

 

//chuckling from audience as Carnac stares down Ed//

 

May your sister yada yada yada.

 

//load laughter//

 

//pause//

 

Ed: Rio, your magnificence.

 

Carnac: //tears open envelope//What was the original name given the yo-yo?

heh. All a matter of perspective

I don't know about that. I've been to Rio too, and I heard "ish" quite a bit. Mostly from people standing behind me.

You guys doing a big dinner today? I'm heading out to the parents to cook for about 16.

Wrong part of the park for that one Plouffsie.

Well I'm all in on Plouffe now. I think I was right about figuring things out. I believe I said he would follow in Cuddyers footprints and it appears he is. Gonna be a nice option to have when Sano is ready.

 

Either Plouffe can be UTIL guy playing corner OF and 1B/3B and DH or Sano is the one that moves positions.

Well I'm all in on Plouffe now. I think I was right about figuring things out. I believe I said he would follow in Cuddyers footprints and it appears he is. Gonna be a nice option to have when Sano is ready.

 

Either Plouffe can be UTIL guy playing corner OF and 1B/3B and DH or Sano is the one that moves positions.

 

I don't really know why, but I've always wondered what the extent of his emotional toughness is.

You guys doing a big dinner today? I'm heading out to the parents to cook for about 16.

Heading over to Daughter's house in an hour or so. Some quality time with my grandbaby!

Wrong part of the park for that one Plouffsie.

Can't hit for the cycle without a triple.

 

Also, all the better to keep Cola on pace for 200 RBI.

Heading over to Daughter's house in an hour or so. Some quality time with my grandbaby!

 

I expect to see pictures!

Why did they send Colabello again?

Attaway Josmil, boom.

I don't know about that. I've been to Rio too, and I heard "ish" quite a bit. Mostly from people standing behind me.

 

hahahaha ... I have no comeback for that. I've tried. But I have nothing.

I expect to see pictures!

If daughter helps with the technical aspects, be glad to.

Heading over to Daughter's house in an hour or so. Some quality time with my grandbaby!

 

Nice. I get to hang outside around the grill sipping Sweet Child of Vine, while listening to my parents tell my kids all manner of embarrassing stuff I got myself into in my youth.

Why did they send Colabello again?

 

I filed through my drawer of snark, and came up with nothing.

Hose Meal!

Why did they send Colabello again?

 

I think to lull them into a false sense of security for Pinto...

Why did they send Colabello again?

To stay out of the double play...

That facemask would drive me nuts. I'd almost rather have a football-type mask.

0-2 meatball, fine his ass.

0-2 base hit...fine his ass!

 

edit: //in stereo//