Great minds?

Great minds?

You might be half right.

Gawd, I love Dozier!

Big league play, Dozier-zee!

I love me some Dozsy.

Jesus, Eddie Escobar putting on a FREAKIN' clinic on actually touching 2nd base on DP.

Man, Dozier, dude is a stud!

Man, Dozier, dude is a stud!

 

Dankind?

Dankind?

Yes, statfreak, it's me.

Wow, you're statfreak? I didn't recognize your posting style.

Yes, statfreak, it's me.

 

IM me we need to catch up, broski.

Wow, you're statfreak? I didn't recognize your posting style.

 

Lol no, wrong guy. I'm itstimetogetready

Lol no, wrong guy. I'm itstimetogetready

Yeah, we know.

Is Welke ****ing blind?

Jesus, Eddie Escobar putting on a FREAKIN' clinic on actually touching 2nd base on DP.

Which, we know, isn't actually necessary.

Is Mauer blind?

Hey...didn't you use to be Billy Butler?

Is Welke ****ing blind?

 

Ok, now you sound like statfreak.

6 innings for Hughes!

Is Mauer blind?

 

It's like getting whiffing lessons from Ed Kranepool himself.

Ok, now you sound like statfreak.

 

Meh, he didn't declare the season to be over.

Now that our true identities have been revealed, back to the game. Let's had to this 5-1 lead. Can't take anything for granted here.

Meh, he didn't declare the season to be over.

Okay that made me laugh. But I still feel really icky being asked if I was Dankind.

 

Woohoo ... good running Plouffe.

Let's had to this 5-1 lead.

Done.

 

Didn't realize it was that easy.

Pinto would be deadly if he had any speed at all.

Done.

 

Didn't realize it was that easy.

Guess I should be making comments like that more often.

Guess I should be making comments like that more often.

Use your powers wisely, your greatness.

Dick is freaking Bert out with all this far fetched, new fangled stathead talk about "on base percentage" and the like.

Use your powers wisely, your greatness.

Indeed. Greed is neither humble nor wise.

Pinto would be deadly if he had any speed at all.

Done.

 

Didn't realize it was that easy.