About as many runs as a lineup of lefthanded hitting Aaron Hicks.

Ouch. Too soon.

A win today would put the Twins in a tie for the 1st Wild Card spot, it's time to start scoreboard watching.

 

Apropos of nothing other than a flyball to the warning track: our daughter met Jason Kipnis in Las Vegas during the offseason. I sent her a link to the recent news item regarding his new contract, telling her that she missed her chance.

Apropos of nothing other than a flyball to the warning track: our daughter met Jason Kipnis in Las Vegas during the offseason. I sent her a link to the recent news item regarding his new contract, telling her that she missed her chance.

 

Ahh I See... Your Daughter is a pickpocket.

How many runs would a lineup of nine Florimons score in a season? 100? Less?

 

About as many runs as a lineup of lefthanded hitting Aaron Hicks.

 

If Hicks and Fmon batted 1 and 2, that would give this lineup the SPEED we need at the top.

A win today would put the Twins in a tie for the 1st Wild Card spot, it's time to start scoreboard watching.

 

Plus, it would mean we would be at .500 at least once during the season. I know I should aim higher for my goals for 2014, but I really want us to be at 500 at least once (unlike two years ago).

Apropos of nothing other than a flyball to the warning track: our daughter met Jason Kipnis in Las Vegas during the offseason. I sent her a link to the recent news item regarding his new contract, telling her that she missed her chance.

 

Dodged a bullet there, divided loyalties are no fun. Now, if the marraige somehow came with a trade to the Twins for Jason Bartlett...

Apropos of nothing other than a flyball to the warning track: our daughter met Jason Kipnis in Las Vegas during the offseason. I sent her a link to the recent news item regarding his new contract, telling her that she missed her chance.

 

That reminds me of the time Greg Lougaines tried to get into my pants.

Nice work by the Indians audio department playing crazy train even though they called strike 3, that could get the guy ejected by some umps.

If Hicks and Fmon batted 1 and 2, that would give this lineup the SPEED we need at the top.

 

Yeah, statistically they would have to get HBP sometime, right?

That reminds me of the time Greg Lougaines tried to get into my pants.

 

8.6

Yeah, statistically they would have to get HBP sometime, right?

 

I think they will shine legging out passed ball strikeouts.

Ahh I See... Your Daughter is a pickpocket.

 

That is sooooo much better than I was expecting from somebody here that I'm going to just go with that take on things and say yes, exactly.

That reminds me of the time Greg Lougaines tried to get into my pants.

 

You missed your chance.

8.6

Hey, the Russian judge loved it.

Nice work by the Indians audio department playing crazy train even though they called strike 3, that could get the guy ejected by some umps.

 

Joe West or Hunter Wendelstedt?

Hey, the Russian judge loved it.

 

Double like for social commentary.

Joe West or Hunter Wendelstedt?

 

Ozzy Osborn.

Bartlett looks sharp wearing the Oakleys.

Could someone remind me why Jason Bartlett is still in the MLB?

Cola!!!

That pitch wasn't close. Oh well Bartlett tooked terrible up there.

Colabello: Me likes what me sees.

Colabello continues to get seeing eye hits. I'll take it.

Could someone remind me why Jason Bartlett is still in the MLB?

 

Because he looks sharp wearing Oaklies.

So now both Arcia and Willingham are day to day. Should be an interesting outfield for the opener.

Colabello continues to get seeing eye hits. I'll take it.

 

Bert is probably wondering what his bah-bip is so far this season.

He's clearly not breathing through his eyelids.

 

Rose goes in the front.

Because he looks sharp wearing Oaklies.

 

Yeah, the quotes from Gardy we were seeing about him looking good during spring training take on different meaning now that I see him.

Nice play by Plouffe... If he plays defense like that... I won't worry about his offense.