Falstead is on the mound.

"Caleb Thielbar the door-zee"?

While I agree with the sentiment, it's been clearly established to be "Zuke."

 

"Zuke-sie" would also be acceptable.

I'll work on it...

Thielbar playing D... I love it!!!

Work might get in the way of baseball, but drinking?

Nothing gets in the way of baseball. Don't worry, the drinks will flow later tonight.

Oops

Ick.

Great reminder that we are all Twins fans...

Collabello is an even better underdog story because of how much he looks like that guy down the street who plows parking lots after snow storms for 48 hours without sleeping.

The roads must be real bad in Chicago. The fans still haven't arrived.

I for one look forward to celebrating Gardy's 1,000th career win in mid-May.

At least I can sleep tonight no longer wondering when was the last time the White Sox opened the season 3-0.

The roads must be real bad in Chicago. The fans still haven't arrived.

False. They're both there.

I for one look forward to celebrating Gardy's 1,000th career win in mid-May.

I was gonna make mention of the frequent flyer miles Carol will log.

There's not supposed to be such a thing as quotas for law enforcement citations, but if there were, there's a year's supply of DWI's headed to the parking lot when this one's over.

Ick.

 

That's what she said.

Fastballs down the middle tend to leave broadway in a hurry.

Half the fans in left will go home with a home run ball...

Joe has words for the ump!

Mauer getting testy!!!

That was a horrible strike call.

CB Bucknor being a ****ty umpire? No way!

Aww ... man, a homer from Semien ! I had him on my fantasy team, but he wasn't doing anything.

 

I guess I'll just have to call it a premature drop of Semien.

It was an I'm Cold... I want to be warm... That's a strike call!

CB Bucknor is objectively the worst umpire of all time

Nobody leave!!! This is gonna be huge

Come on!!!! can we get a BIG hit now????

Aww ... man, a homer from Semien ! I had him on my fantasy team, but he wasn't doing anything.

 

I guess I'll just have to call it a premature drop of Semien.

 

Talking about my fantasy team and Semian destroyed my childhood.

The really sad thing about Buckner isn't how !tty of an umpire he is, it's how proud that the he is of being a !tty umpire.

 

The Drebenesque ringup of Mauer on a pitch a foot outside would be good for a three game suspension in a league that was serious about not allowing buffoonery from the 'stewards of the game'....