The really sad thing about Buckner isn't how !tty of an umpire he is, it's how proud that the he is of being a !tty umpire.

 

The Drebenesque ringup of Mauer on a pitch a foot outside would be good for a three game suspension in a league that was serious about not allowing buffoonery from the 'stewards of the game'....

 

He's no Eric Gregg.

The really sad thing about Buckner isn't how !tty of an umpire he is, it's how proud that the he is about being a !tty umpire.

 

The Drebenesque ringup of Mauer on a pitch a foot outside would be good for a three game suspension in a league that was serious about not allowing buffoonery from the 'stewards of the game'....

 

It will never happen but, really needs To happen!

I guess I'll just have to call it a premature drop of Semien.

 

Moderator's note: Standards may be a bit relaxed in game threads, and in the repeated jokes of this nature yesterday I was as guilty as any, but this is not going to be a style of posting that should continue.

Ploufeeeeee!

Plouffesie!!!

Yeah, YEAH YEAH!!!!!!!!!

This game is like watching the Gophers-Florida State the other night. Just complete awfulness out of both teams.

I am shocked that Trevor Plouffe has come through. Sad to say it. Maybe he's turned a corner? Can we expect this the rest of the year?

That was Huge!

Moderator's note: Standards may be a bit relaxed in game threads, and in the repeated jokes of this nature yesterday I was as guilty as any, but this is not going to be a style of posting that should continue.

 

The moderation on this site is the best! If, my young son was still young I would love him to be on it;)

Arcia!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my my my:s-bluecap:

That's the way that was supposed to go before!

 

Yeah Arcia!

Arcia Arcia Arcia!

That was fun.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRcia!!!

Just a triple... no big deal.

I am Oswaldo Man... Masked Hero from the planet Vowel.

 

My super Power is to keep trying the same thing until it finally works.

I love how the Twins keep coming back. Let's win this one.

Sooooooo, if the Twins were winning until I got in my car yesterday to drive home, does this mean I have to stay at work?

 

Also, my work colleagues have had a first person view of sports biopolar-ism.

Pinto loves him some inside breaking balls.

The moderation on this site is the best! If, my young son was still young I would love him to be on it;)

 

Discussion of moderation can take place in the appropriate area of the site, if you feel the need.

Has Hawk left the broadcast booth yet?

I love how the Twins keep coming back. Let's win this one.

 

I would love to see them close this one out with a win!!!!

Come on Perkins!!!

I love how the Twins keep coming back. Let's win this one.

 

GLORM!!! It's Been Awhile

 

Now you type -- "It has been a while... And I don't even know what a while is... Exactly"

Sooooooo, if the Twins were winning until I got in my car yesterday to drive home, does this mean I have to stay at work?

 

Also, my work colleagues have had a first person view of sports biopolar-ism.

 

Exact same thing happened to me yesterday. That's why I'm still at my desk.

Sooooooo, if the Twins were winning until I got in my car yesterday to drive home, does this mean I have to stay at work?

 

Also, my work colleagues have had a first person view of sports biopolar-ism.

 

Yes, please stay put for now.

Arcia showing some emotion! I love the finger in the air in triumph, followed by frantically charging around the bases with a dust-filled slide, and then fist pumping like it's Game 7. This is why he is my favorite player on the team (Deduno on the pitching side).

Just watched the replay before the commercial break. That would have been a stand up triple if he hadn't stood in the batters box for 5 minutes watching it fly.

Sooooooo, if the Twins were winning until I got in my car yesterday to drive home, does this mean I have to stay at work?

Your call, of course, but the mental health of hundreds of thousands of good folk depends on your decision.